Okay now I’m gonna disappear again bye

Dealing with justice sensitivity is hard in today’s world, but you too can make yourself feel better by watching videos about Ned Fulmer

For whoever needs to hear it? These are transferable skills.

I keep seeing men in my day to day life that look like Ethan Slater what does this mean

Honestly? If you feel the need to use AI just use me. I’ll write you a silly little email. You can steal my jokes. Just please stop.

transgender is like crab rangoon

you can do it :)

I think y’all would appreciate it the adventure my cat had at the vet today

Connoreatspants Fortnite Friday is just Ziwe for boys

We are so back (I have a joke I wanted to make on X the everything app and I realized I can just make it here)

Shoutout to whoever threw the frat party by my apartment building. I could hear your screaming and blasting music, but you finished up by 11pm. Maybe the kids are alright.

I got a pack of mystery comics from a local shop and found this anti-smoking one. Turns out it was pre-owned, maybe multiple times. I think the erased answer is “okay just a half” lol.