maybe top 10 line delivery in anything im familiar with is the "you motherfucker!" from snail zero black hole superette
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In World 8-7 of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, releasing a mushroom on the third Spine Coaster but not collecting it results in an entertaining interaction whereby the Spine Coaster will balance the mushroom on its nose, like a seal trained to balance a ball.
they dont warn you about the brain fog that doesnt clear all day and makes it impossible to do anything but i feel like that should come on a label at some point
look at the comments my gay little robot. they love you unconditionally. this world is full of compassion and kindness. go out into it and spread goodness and joy. also please strangle sonic the hedgehog
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik@hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 5d agobuilds a gay little robot that pisses you off
In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels, green trampolines make Mario jump so high he goes offscreen for 6 seconds. By extracting his position values from the code, we can "zoom out" the stage and visualize his actual arc, which reveals just how absurdly high the jump is.
agghh i need to play ring racers again but i'm pretty sure at this point it's just me and sealed star 14 atlantis. and it's really less about it and more having to not suck ass
standing out in the middle of a rainstorm at work like im a frlg ips npc
I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*
we as a society need to move past remakes of fnaf 1. we can't do anything else with it
UFO 50 has so many weird little secrets in it... it's been almost 2 years and we're still discovering more!
it's been ages since i've done anything traditional
predictably im quite fond of the microtrend of turning the nightmare hallucination cat from deltarune into an anime woman
i make a lot of vision crew jokes on kris for someone whos barely interfaced with it (especially during the actual pre-chapter 3 and 4 Hype Era)
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
marvel tokon probably owns or whatever but its true antagonists are lacking. that said i do like that they went for fucking Carnage