bitches will be so ready and eager to proper cook an actual dinner with veggies and everything right up until dinner time smh
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august, they/she/it, unspecified in size. I'm old I pwomise this is both my main and nsfw account. please tell me I'm good at doing drawings site: megafauna.space food: @food.megafauna.space
Sam: So maybe eventually the AI will become a genie and grant wishes. Theo: Whoa. Sam: And if people supported it, it will know that and it will be a fun genie like Robin Williams. Theo: [laughs] Cool. Sam: But if they didn’t, it might be an evil genie like Wishmaster. Theo: Oh shit.
Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 4mo agoThese are very special bois
These are still open, plus I need to emergency buy a new bed, frame + mattress + all, so i'll be Hundreds of Dollars 😭suffice to say. shares would be appreciated LOL
ghostt 🔞@ghosttbones.bsky.social · last mo.I'M GONNA DO SOME NSFW COMMS. Send me at least $20 (kofi link below) and DM me your request. Here are some examples of what to expect :)
ALRIGHTY it's almost time for me to get dental surgery Again, so I'm gonna do some icon commissions to make that suck ass less financially. I'll be doing them over on ko-fi as per usual #commissions #commissionsopen
reddit is good for one thing and one thing only: identifying types of spiders
doctor did a physical exam on my neck and said my thyroid feels great. you know what that means, ladies 🌹
you brought teagan home but he got distracted because he saw a book he's been wanting to read on your bookshelf
Call that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out
A great place to donate to First Nations groups affected by the ongoing wild fires 👇
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I see people blaming like... dumb readings of movies on "the literacy crisis." I dunno man!! I think most people are often bad at understanding art, but historically we heard the voices of professional critics and now we hear the voices of everyone on earth at once.
I keep talking about bush lately but I think it would be a disservice if I didn't also specify that bush is required to come with leg hair or else it doesn't count
🌹🦌@megafauna.space · 3w agohey when is huge bush pride month? every month? is it every month? damn it's every single month? hell yeah that rules
yknow, every time bsky inappropriately throws the adult content label on something, I'm always torn between "it's not like I care if anyone besides perverts can see my art anyway" and "it is my DUTY to ensure my labels are accurate" lol
you brought teagan home but he got distracted because he saw a book he's been wanting to read on your bookshelf
ultra powerful beings rendered nearly useless to the protagonist out of nothing but their own mischievous playful little shithead nature 🥰🥰🥰🥰
sorry I only have one Day of Posting per month. it's because I have to come outside for signal and then get back in my mausoleum to protect the moss and mushrooms growing on me
hey when is huge bush pride month? every month? is it every month? damn it's every single month? hell yeah that rules
really cool how I log back into a website to do like one single 5 second task and it takes that as permission to put me back on every single email list I've opted out of lol I love getting swamped with random linkedin shit out of nowhere (I don't actually)
it would b so lovely to post tdick drawing on tumblr w my other oc art...!
Haters always got shit to say about a hadal depth king but I promise you this jellyfish doesnt think about you at all
Natasha Kindred@thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 4w agoHorrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
you know what, I'm taking the language of attachment styles away until we can learn how to talk about symptoms of people's trauma like it's pain that can heal instead of as static personality tests
nobody can figure out how to make friends as adults because everybody's always saying "skip the small talk, let's get deep" as if you can speedrun bond-building. like you're gonna eat the cake now and make it never. small talk is the foundation of your friendship. it's important!!
just learned about firebrats 😭 they're like little brown silverfish 😭 met my first one at work just now !! I love bugs sm
"so horny they can't spell anything/can't stop making typos" is one of my top fav gags. amongst the peak of goofs. imo