Charlie hung out with me on his leash for a little bit but the moment he heard a loud family coming our way he went straight to the door and noped on back inside. I had to shout for MB* to meet him and remove the leash so I could greet the trick-or-treaters.

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 20h ago

My street gets too much through traffic way over the speed limit. MB* told me how popular the street behind us was for trick or treaters. Oh well. It's a lovely night and I've got a fire going.

My street gets too much through traffic way over the speed limit. MB* told me how popular the street behind us was for trick or treaters. Oh well. It's a lovely night and I've got a fire going.

Bruh Kirk outlived Picard?

OMG Patrick Stewart was a living meme. In a recent episode of "American Dad" he said "make it so." The official X-men pinball machine from Stern has Professor X doing the face palm. Everyone pour out a cup of Earl Grey for our homie.

Even Googs was like, "They're probably not gonna be open yet when you arrive" after I set the GPS.

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 2d ago

Can you believe the dentist even makes 7:30 AM appointments? 😴

Can you believe the dentist even makes 7:30 AM appointments? 😴

As a part of a closet clean out I've listed several clothing items on depop. I'm not planning on making beaucoup bucks, but I worry that the people of depop won't recognize the value of some of my more unique pieces. Like designer sample sale items... Or real silk...

Oh heck I had a post midnight panic attack that I have a 7:30 am dentist appointment... It's after midnight. That appointment is in 31 hours not 7.

The last time we moved I saved a few *premium* moving boxes like the U-Haul wardrobe. I just pulled it from the basement to reassemble and it was COBWEB CITY. 😖

BlueSky has five kinds of users.

John Moe@johnmoe.bsky.social · 6d ago

BlueSky has five kinds of users.

Lol the application for the apartment we're looking at was sent to me as a PNG file. An image, not a document. 😹

✅ New England Bucket List Item: Dinner and a Mai Tai at Kowloon

Wordle 1,952 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

US passport renewal! You can do it all online, upload a selfie for your photo, and you don't need to mail in the expired/expiring book/card anymore. I had the new ones in under 2 weeks.

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app · last wk.

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

It took two weeks to get this photo and now his sign is delaminated #SpookyDookie

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 3w ago

I drove past a skeleton seated on a toilet on someone's front lawn and he was holding a sign that said, "Spooky Dookie!" 💀🚽💩

My most boomer-coded personal product is the cardboard applicator tampon. The Tampax Classic. And since boomers are in menopause, I think they've been discontinued. They were getting harder to find in stores but since this summer I've been relegated to the store brand plastic applicators. Woe.

My seasonal allergies come from wet rotting leaves 🤧 Happy Sneezy Season.

Two cans of spray paint was not enough for four shutters. Had to go back to Home Depot for more. I am pleased with how well it's turning out.

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 2w ago

I took down all the decorative aluminum shutters today as step 1 of a repaint project. I had to wait for MB* to help me bc the big ladder solo made me feel unsafe. 1. Lol ew look at the siding under the shutter 2. Not a camera/light trick. The 4 on the right are almost completely bare aluminum!

I'd noticed that the frequency and length of ads I'd get in a freemium game was affected by my willingness to voluntarily watch an ad for a power-up or a continue. It caused me to rethink how I interacted with those boost opportunities.

Morgan Johnson@poormojo.bsky.social · 2w ago

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Love Actually for Tax Purposes

John Scalzi@scalzi.com · 2w ago

Time Bandits for Tax Purposes

I took down all the decorative aluminum shutters today as step 1 of a repaint project. I had to wait for MB* to help me bc the big ladder solo made me feel unsafe. 1. Lol ew look at the siding under the shutter 2. Not a camera/light trick. The 4 on the right are almost completely bare aluminum!

THE ALGORITHM KNOWS TOO MUCH. I phoned in a pizza order for MB* to pickup for dinner at a local spot. I noticed they have online ordering on their website now and I populated my pizza and wings order, but never submitted it bc of the coupon codes.

Follow up at the oral surgeon today and he used a handheld X-ray on me which looked suspiciously like a Despicable Me fart gun.

Oh cool. Instead of choosing my next house based on interior features I like I guess I need to buy a total gut and renovation home.

Joseph Cox@josephcox.bsky.social · 3w ago

New: an AI company now lets cops identify specific houses, using data from Zillow and Airbnb, based on a single photo. It's part of Raven, previously called Geospy. Company previously demoed its tools to catch people vandalizing Flock cameras or protesters www.404media.co/ai-company-l...

It's a really nice clean copy so I am already doing a dance with the cat

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 3w ago

I was really pissed so MB* took me to the Record Archive. I got a copy of Aretha Franklin's "Who's Zoomin' Who?" And I'm pretty excited about that.

One of the AI agents offered me two options of appointments for today and I replied by asking for Option 2. The robot replied with a generic, "It's good to hear from you again!" I show up at the leasing office, a girl there wouldn't let me inside, wouldn't give me a # for the person in charge.

Megan Scary 🎃@megcheese.bsky.social · 3w ago

I sent out requests for apartment viewings on Friday and was disappointed that I only got 1 call back... Turns out the rest all use AI agents to send their emails so they went to the promotional inbox among the Old Navy coupons. 🤦

I sent out requests for apartment viewings on Friday and was disappointed that I only got 1 call back... Turns out the rest all use AI agents to send their emails so they went to the promotional inbox among the Old Navy coupons. 🤦

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Medical device electrical engineer: 8 mm of creepage and clearance were required for 2 MOPP at 240V mains.

The Rev. Keakealani@keakealani.bsky.social · 3w ago

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Priest: Jesus taught us to leave room for the Holy Spirit

I drove past a skeleton seated on a toilet on someone's front lawn and he was holding a sign that said, "Spooky Dookie!" 💀🚽💩