Oops…a tiny bit tipsy 🤭

I think when you try too hard to be sexy you can miss out on experiencing the erotic

On my way

California feels pretty good

First date with a certified sweetheart 🖤 thanks for sharing a delicious mocktail and your photography skills :)

You bring the banana, I’ll bring the split

I want to be cultured and see the Odyssey but I’m still emotionally recovering from spider-man

Meet me at the watering hole

I’ve started cycling a bit this summer but my problem is I demand a reward

Tell them you’re taking a long lunch

You can take the girl out of the kingdom of heaven, but you can’t take the kingdom of heaven out of the girl

Who needs noise cancelling headphones when my thighs exist

it’s honestly embarrassing when a guy isn’t letting himself finish bc he wants to “make the most” out of the session and then he ruins his own finale…way to get in the way of your own pleasure. Quality > quantity

tea-fueled shenanigans 🍃

I feel so feminine when I fish a stray ibuprofen from the bottom of my purse and swallow it 💕

Hot shower, cold drink 💦

Hi I’m a New American restaurant and whatever you order will come with 1lb of sliced red onions

I can say so much with so little…

I’m like a ride share app.. if I say I’ll be there in 3 minutes it actually means 10

Kissing: intentional. Give & take. And don’t be licking my front teeth for God’s sake

Happy 4th! Stay safe out there (I’m outside drinking veuve out of a red solo cup 🐆)

The hoops stay on

The lucky guy who takes me to see Oh, Mary! in nyc in late July will have the soul sucked out of him 🙂‍↕️

Hi I’d like to place an order for a large golden retriever of a man to pick me up and put me over his shoulder like it’s nothing thanks 💕

the new yorker in me tolerates the new yorker in you

Saw a man in the gym doing face pulls. On his knees. I know good boy behavior when I see it 😏

Flora & fauna of nyc

Let me get comfy

How it feels to have him on the floor ✨

Cuck session accomplished 💅🏼