fun news! I was laid off from Twilio. going to take this weekend to chill out, and will start looking for roles next week. if you or someone you know is looking for staff/principal level Developer Advocacy, OSPO, dev infra, or similar roles pass them along! reposts from tech folks appreciated <3

Duo, I’m just trying to do my little lesson to take my mind off all of my family down in Southern California. 😩

I fucking love speaking ill of the dead. Keep the memes flowing.

Mel@melc.bsky.social · 3y ago

Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.

I don’t know how this happened but I was terrified I was about to see too many moths. (I can’t stand moths.)

The highlight of my day is probably going to be that my phone autocorrected Cortini to crostini.

#ICriedInAMeetingWithMyManagerToday 🙃

This has reminded me of the days when run-on snarky hashtags were a thing and I miss it because that is totally my kind of corny ass sense of humor.

I often forget this thing exists, which is probably for the best.

I’m something of an art collector

bubbe yaga@ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 3y ago

congratulations, you now actually have a bottom tier ape:

If you had told me a few years ago that I would become adept at shoving cotton swabs up my nose, I would have 1) not believed you and 2) been very confused.

Favorite pics of myself this year a.k.a. an exercise in realizing I have very few pics of myself

regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸@ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 3y ago

Favorite pics of myself this year xo

Decomposing post-work on the couch when a Signal group with some lovely folks blew up with gleeful memes.

Jay Loveridge (BIRTHDAYEra)🎂@ihatenfts.gay · 3y ago

"what were you doing when Henry Kissinger died?" is the next "where were you on 9/11?"

Honestly, the internet is at its best when a piece of shit dies.

My favorite hobby when going out these days is seeing how many youths are in clown make up. I don’t understand it but please, continue to do your thing and confuse the elders.

This. And if you start feeling defensive about this, maybe don’t follow me, and also understand that I include the US in this statement.

Here’s a shelter puppy for your timeline.

I’m bad at the internet lately but here’s a spoopy cat and the US should be tried for war crimes. ✌🏼

Have you ever stepped into a crosswalk at 11pm, wearing all black, while a driverless car tries to make an unprotected left turn, just to feel something.

Duo’s in on this discourse too?

Look at this tube of a cat.

I don’t think I have nearly enough opinions nor thirst to be on this app. I just want to nap.

My only take on the mayo discourse is RIP Wildwood zesty garlic aioli. 😢

It’s very important that everyone sees this dog. And she can be yours! https://muttville.org/mutt/taffeta-10892

My list is so short. 😆 * currently own ^ I will run this thing into the ground 2000 Toyota Tacoma 2006 Honda Civic*^ 2015 Yamaha R3*

Caræsten 🇵🇸@cara.city · 3y ago

okay this is fun, cars and bikes, * for currently have them - 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee - 2007 Honda CR-V - 2009 Vespa GTS 250 - 2013 VW GTI (mk VI) - 1977 Datsun 280Z - 2015 Subaru WRX - 2013 Suzuki VStrom 650* - 2019 Volvo XC40*

I forgot that I made this and I can’t believe my photo editing skills haven’t gotten more appreciation.

Mel@melc.bsky.social · 3y ago

Give me one Viet coffee I’mma go back to bed Give me two Viet coffees AND I CAN SMELL COLORS

Whoever is casting The Sandman deserves all of the praise and recognition and kittens and puppies. If this is who I think it is, IT IS EPIC 🥺, though I know @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com will just say “wait and see.”