yugi’s hot sis
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Shit posting about cool shit She/Her 29 MDNI 5’10 if it matters
I’ll be like “I don’t entertain men” then I’m literally dancing w a cane for old men like
Mickey Mouse Classic Dance
ALT: Mickey Mouse Classic Dance
static.klipy.com
My period came like a week late - I was kinda hoping I got picked to be the second jesus’ mom
29 years old finding my first tick ever at 230 in the morning 😭😭 brb burning all my hair off after crying & throwing up LMFAO
Give me an inch & imma turn it into a mile then be sad about it LMFAO
It’s like when you’re an honest person all you do is attract liars
Sending “literally us” messages to the gc I have with my besties that are 50+ year old men
I get more overwhelmed at home than I do anywhere else LMAO
Hi folks! Here’s the Melffy list I played for the NAWCQ Genesys Main Event. Unfortunately, I got rolled but nothing was terribly surprising. Basically, I played Melffy for two whole days so you don’t have to, and I did so because I love the deck. But it’s extremely rough and here’s why.🧵
I pulled a Starlight Rare card today in the Yugioh Origins pack 🥹
Even tho I underperformed this weekend I still had a ton of fun! And I painted my nails to match my yugioh tattoos ❤️
I’ve been so upset that my kobo got 2 scratches that I stopped reading for 2 weeks it feels 😭
Honestly you see everyone bitch about everywhere BUT Walmart - they got it down to a science
Not every woman is a girlboss or a girlfailure. For example, many of us are girlaverage.
Punching the air I didn’t take a picture of this before it got ruined 😭😭😭😭
