Melissa Todd
@melissartodd.bsky.social
Sex positive influencer 2026. Writer, performer, elderly model.
Aaaagh I can see someone has sent me an email asking my favourite gin and I CAN'T ANSWER. Who'd guess the apocalypse could be so wretched? Tanqueray. TANQUERAY!
Can't do any sodding work so going to yoga instead. Curse the Russians forcing me to work on my core.
There's now a monthly Love it! in addition to the weekly issue so you can peruse my musings 5x a month! In these: Medfet and acting as kink advisor to a TV drama.
Need a bit of advice? KentOnline columnist and agony aunt Melissa Todd is here to help answer your questions, on anything from relationships and intimacy to personal dilemmas and family dynamics. If you would like advice from Melissa, send us a message or email dearmelissa@thekmgroup.co.uk
Lovely thoughtful review of Americaned! Three years after its publication, but I'm still thrilled. thenl.wordpress.com/2026/11/09/r...
Reading the USA: Kink and failing compromise
I like Melissa Todd. She’s intelligent, witty and disarmingly honest. That honesty is essential to her book, Americaned; because Melissa is a professional Dominatrix, and this account of her …
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On why the new law stinks. www.404media.co/uk-crime-and...
In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail
The Crime and Policing Act, which goes into force on November 6, criminalizes possessing or publishing strangulation or suffocation porn, as well as some types of "close familial relatives" roleplay.
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My review of an immersive sound experience at Canterbury cathedral for @kentonline.co.uk www.kentonline.co.uk/whats-on/new...
Classical music, cushions and a sleepover? I tried Kent's unusual concert
Columnist Melissa Todd tried a classical concert with an immersive twist, where the audience was encouraged to ditch their seats.
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www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... In porn, everyone knows what to expect, and consent is overtly expressed. None of this having to guess nonsense. Porn is vastly more moral than reality TV. And I've made both.
Married at First Sight UK cancelled after BBC revealed rape allegations
Channel 4 will reinvest the show's budget in "distinctive new programming" and said sorry again to the women involved.
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Got invited to the press screening of House of Lustery S3. Q&A with cast and director, cocktails and canapés, goody bag brimming with dildos.
Remember, remember, the 5th of November Gunpowder, treason & plot I see no reason why -- Oh shut up. James' benighted paranoia led to the torture, execution by strangulation, and burning of 2500 so-called witches, 84% of which were female. And he fell asleep during Shakespeare plays. Dickhead.
Notts based pervert wanted to come to my show but worried he might be seen. As indeed happened. Why are you seeing that, he was asked. He claimed it was because tickets were cheap. Then sat at the back too worried to laugh in case anyone thought he was identifying too closely with my anecdotes.
Tonight 6pm! I sold out Edinburgh twice. Still counts. Good stout at the Canalhouse. Come on down.
I should be packing for sessions, a show and a film but it all seems so hard and confusing I am listening to Kit and the Widow at top volume instead.
Seeing a play tonight. Just had botox so I must look thrilled, surprised and sad in rotation in order to help it bed in, making me the perfect audience member.
This is fascinating stuff, but also so beautifully written. Every sentence is making me stop and purr. I earnestly entreat all perverts to read it.
Tomorrow's 11am is already in Broadstairs, presumably going for committed spanko of the year award.
Booked to see Homo alone 2 at the other palace. Do go if you can. Homo alone was unbelievably brilliant. Also seeing Classic Penguins the same day about which I know little except it contains clowning and full frontal nudity.
I fear Miss Matthews has plans to give me a thorough check-over here….
Had three conversations at the gym today. Bloody outrageous. Admittedly one of them was only a woman asking me where the water fountain was. Still, screw off lady, I'm not your rehydration bitch.
Running my Edinburgh show ahead of Notts comedy fest next Sunday. Added 10 minutes of new stuff as well. Tickets are selling OK even though they have put me on the same time as Chloe- disgustingly-talented-Petts. But more audience certainly welcome. nottinghamcomedyfestival.co.uk/melissa-todd
Yesterday posing around Tower Bridge for a kink party poster. It was fun. Tourists started filming me. Then saw Jeffrey Lewis at the Southbank. Changed first, mind.
28th November in Chatham! PG Wodehouse meets Anais Nin indeed.
