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A ★½ review of Ice Cream Man (2026)

Because I feel like film specific commentary is losing a battle with moral purity: this film is bad. Not specifically because of any creative ethics, but because almost everything about it that could ...

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MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · yesterday

45 #100filmsin2026 Seated at Odeon for the Scream Unseen, which I assume to be ICE CREAM MAN 🍦 🩸 😱 . It’s unusually dark in the screen, for the first time in AGES! #filmsky

Yes, it’s because of that and absolutely not because Madrid can’t register any more seniors until they make a sale.

Blaugranagram@blaugranagram.com · yesterday

🚨 Rodri himself also has doubts, despite what has been said publicly. While Real Madrid remain his priority, he has not forgotten what he considered to be the club's disrespectful treatment following his Ballon d'Or triumph. [h/t @monfortcarlos]

I feel like there’s a good chance that in 4 weeks time, Madrid regret signing Bernardo Silva.

Part loan, part rare opportunity to have his first name on the back of his shirt. Big season for Franco. Could have done without another Italian team on my radar, but I’ll sleep when I’m dead* *on lunch breaks

The Scream Unseen is going to be inconvenient for me tonight, but ICE CREAM MAN is getting a whole 1 (one) screening per day at my local cinema, the earliest of which is at 9:15pm. So yeah, that’s great 🙄 #filmsky 🍦 🩸

And just like that, Jaafar Jackson gets his crime thriller. It’s sounds like my shit, too (except for the presence of Will Smith, who I can generally take or leave).

MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · 2mo ago

If this is not a prelude to Jaafar being cast in a Spike Lee film then I’m afraid I’m going to have to throw hands. PS as much I love MICHAEL, I want Jaafar to book a very different gig asap. For his own self. Maybe they could reimagine the home movie crime thriller he made with Jermajesty!!

Instructive thought of the day: I wonder what the mood would be if they announced a Brenden Aaronson contract extension before we got a Trafford update #LUFC

There hasn’t been any updates on the Bryce Dallas Howard directed FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR remake for years. Normally I’m iffy about remakes but I do think this is a film that would benefit from more modern techniques 🛸

HowardPDX@howardpdx.bsky.social · 3d ago

Happy 40th to Flight of The Navigator, a movie I watched on repeat until I was asked to "Please watch something else". #FilmSky #Movies #Compliance

Hate myself for wasting another Sunday in bed hungover.

Being happy that a player I like has agreed personal terms with another club is such an unexpected feeling. Football still surprises me. Let’s see if Arsenal can get Vini Jr over the line. Maybe it will inspire them to make an aggressively romantic overture to Camavinga, too 👀 #realmadrid

I joked about this previously but if Arsenal are genuine in their interest, then Sergio Ramos him. Tell Vini he’s too late. Sell him and move on. It feels like a good time to part ways and he’s forcing the issue himself so let’s just do it 🤷‍♀️

Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · 6d ago

🧵Real Madrid gives a take it or leave it offer to Vinicius. The club has informed its representatives that the latest renewal offer is final: either he renews on those terms or they will consider selling him this summer. Club won't alter the pay scale for any player no matter how crucial they may be

Businesses should not be allowed to operate on a cash only basis.

You know a football shirt is shit when even super fit guys in their 20s can’t make it look good. #LUFC

Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · 6d ago

Leeds [1] - [0] Sunderland - Nmecha 8'

@martinsreal.bsky.social Do you know which of the Castilla players in the first team are actually Castilla registrations? I know Mastantuono is. Trying to work out if there’s actually a spot for Rodri at the moment. On head count, the squad is full.

Funny that Real Madrid are now the only one of the two linked with Espi. To be fair, he’s way more Madrid-coded than Barca-coded. Didn’t think a striker would be on the menu but it makes sense considering my previous woes about Gonzalo leaving.

MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · last wk.

I envisaged Barca buying Espi, and maybe sending him out on loan. I don’t know if there’s ever been any links, but there probably should be.

I’m sad and it does mean there’s no striker should anything happen to Mbappé, but ultimately €40m for Gonzi and €10m for Cesar just about pays for Rodri. And with him & Diomande, the incomings are probably done and dusted. #RealMadrid

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR)@fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 6d ago

🚨⚪️⚫️ BREAKING: Gonzalo García to Fulham, here we go! Deal completed with Real Madrid. ◉ €40m fixed fee. ◉ €2m future add-ons. ◉ 30% sell-on clause to Real. ◉ Matching rights for Real Madrid. Up next: Cesar Palacios to Fulham, being completed shortly. 🔜🇪🇸

Never seen ONCE and have never heard of this Glen Hansard guy til today, but I’m surprised people on this particular app are so fond. DGMW, I think virtually all men are dodgy but I just feel like anyone else in that weird age gap relationship (to put it mildly) would be read for filth on here.

Spider-Man Brand New Day is both very enjoyable and also a massive mess. It can be both things.

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Medium warm take: while I think Camavinga especially is wasting his time, him, Gonzalo and Asencio can all play functional roles as bench eaters [not derogatory]. Up to Jose and his team to to improve & utilise those players if they won’t go. #realmadrid

Man Incognito@sjbrewer.bsky.social · last wk.

[Arancha Rodriguez] Real Madrid's exit operation for their players is stuck because no one wants to leave. All of the 25 spots in the squad are locked with existing players leaving no room for arrivals.

There was quite the unexpected needle drop in this, which has got me storming home to the sounds of my 2006 iPod 📺 📻

MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · last wk.

44/ #100filmsin2026 Seated at Odeon for what I’m calling SPIDER-M4N. You can call it SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY if you want. #filmsky

I see some other sites have picked up on the Juju Brandt to La Real rumours. But the original source was a nobody, and I’d be pretty shocked to see them paying him higher wages than Oyarzabal (or even Take). #LUFC would be more competitive in the salary space.

MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · last wk.

I spent 5 seconds today being conned into thinking Brandt was going to La Real. It ain’t over till it’s over.

That’s the benefit of Bluesky having virtually no patter. I know everyone on Twitter had had the film spoiled for them already. It’ll be another 3 weeks before this app even knows it’s been released.

Elaine/Lainy@afanofallsorts.bsky.social · last wk.

Right, I'm offline until Friday. Can't see any spoilers 😉 enjoy watching Spiderman 😁 #filmsky #moviesky

Me, when I finally watch a show that everyone else saw 10 years ago and I don’t want to say what it is in case they spoil it:

Arda Güler will outperform every other midfielder at Real Madrid in 26/27 (even Rodri should he sign). Bookmark it. 🇹🇷

James Franco’s Allen the Alien movie - told in 30 parts on TikTok - is actually better than Disclosure Day.

Leganes wouldn’t have been anybody’s favourite for a top 6 finish in Segunda next season but I wonder how much a fat sell-on clause for Yan Diomande changes that. #LaLiga2 🥒 (BTW Yan Diamonde is Leganes’ record departure so his return to Spain means he’ll be their biggest money spinner *twice*)

Thiago Pitarch injured and out for six weeks likely rules out a sale or a loan. And it’s a shame he’s injured, but if it means he can stay…. #RealMadrid

When Joe Rodon gets married, I want him to take his wife’s name so I can finally realise my dream of seeing Ramos playing centre half for Leeds United.

Another Comic-Con, another year of Miles Brown not being cast as Miles Morales. Nothing to smile about in my life. #spiderman

Absolutely nothing has changed since I posted this. The Arsenal story has an “everyone wins” vibe and feels a bit too good to be true, however.

MELLY@mellyfratelli.bsky.social · last yr.

I still like Vini a lot but it's hard not to look at Madrid and think it would be better for everyone if he moved on. There's nobody to sell him too, however. It's a shame that it hasn't clicked since Mbappé joined, although obviously not a surprise.