Mil
@melonsaurus.bsky.social
Live every day like it's your Baja last ✨️ Multi-platform gamer 🎮 | Pokemon / TCG fan | Humorous content | Fitness 💪 | Musician 🎹
Cats run around excited after taking a shit and I feel this should be normalized in the workplace
White people will refuse to eat coleslaw and then french kiss their dog
Online friends are real friends 😌 Had a great time at the Pokemon themed Giants game today with the GOATS @melonsaurus.bsky.social @tyero.bsky.social
Sales managers when you ask them to pay out the commission you earned from the plan they created
My genuine reaction to like every female Fortune's Weave character design
Lego Man's Stunned Reaction: No Way!
ALT: Lego Man's Stunned Reaction: No Way!
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I never understood the value of going for a little walk until recently. I thought it was a waste of time. But I totally get it now folks. Going for a little walk is great
if i knew that posting was making my life miserable i would log off and see a therapist but maybe that isn't easily reflected in a chart or graph
Hearing a comedian tell the same joke at a different venue kinda feels like getting cheated on
The physical games only people are gonna be like squidward eating a krabby patty the first time they don't gotta get off the couch to change the game they're playing
I seem to be in the last leg of Chrono Trigger. Although this game probably won't crack my top 10 rpgs list, it definitely lived up to the hype, and is such an accomplishment for that era as well.
Me and the Walmart greeter on my 5th visit this week looking for Pokemon cards
Persona 4 Persona 4 Revival
ALT: Persona 4 Persona 4 Revival
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My 'woke' take is that I think fireworks fucking suck. They pollute the environment, and scare my cat so much that he trembles in my arms.
Blue collar workers will never understand the struggle of being too hot with my hoodie on and too cold with it off 😔
My top 5 consoles of all time list is all Nintendo. And there's a good reason for that
The mfers that respond to my 3 question email and only answer 1 of those questions, I wish you permanent diarrhea
Microsoft blaming the rising costs of computer components after spending $146 billion dollars on AI investments
Spent the last 48 hours watching people flex that they have $100.
Y'all can officially start calling me unc. I got way too excited about a carpet shampooer today
Replying "soon we'll all be dead" to "I can't believe it's almost July already"
Most of humanity has gone through their entire lives without playing Fire Emblem. That makes me sad
"You deserved better from me than one sword and a world of troubles"
I saw they corrected Chie's bad posture and I think I'm gonna be sick
