Helix

@meow.dad

Large, fluffy, and in charge. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️Just a big kitty who's feline fine. Tummy rub addict! sabertooth tiger fennec! Musician! Maker! Hacker! 💙 📷, 💽, 🛠️⚙️, snugs and soft things🔞 Chicago Demi Taken My opinions don’t represent those of my fintech employer.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Cat: *slowly paws the glass closer and closer to the edge of the table until it falls to the floor and shatters* :3

If you’re curious, the new Starfox Designs definitely have animal [redacted] between their legs.

Feels bad I had to send this to my mother in our family group chat. “Please stop posting fake AI slop posing to be real people. Thanks, love you.” She’s pretty media savvy for her age demographic, so I can only imagine the toxicity this is causing in her generation.

One country’s stupid actions always make my life miserable :/ Just a friendly reminder that someone’s appearance or upbringing in a particular religion doesn’t automatically mean the actions of a single nation shrouded in that religion represent their beliefs.

█████ should be sent to jail for ████████ children. Everyone knows it.

Let’s change the 621 rules to 6210 6- hours of sleep 2- meals a day 1- shower or more 0- zero cons if you’re sick Only you can prevent the spread of con crud. *collapses from con crud*