Cody Sun Crusher

@mercurybard.bsky.social

perpetually tired gamer, SCAdian, gardener, & aviation nerd. Ain't born (neuro)typical

I thought my supervisor was acting suspicious when he was leaving as I clocked in... ... one of our planes had an engine fire. In Australia. And when an engine catches fire, it's probably going to cook part of the wing, so I'm having to find a way to move a 360" aileron. Motherfucker.

I told my mother that ancient greek philosophers used to have huge arguments about who topped out of achilles and patroclus and she immediately scoffed "achilles of course" so I guess that's thousands of years of debate settled.

"...if I told you I was a reincarnated cultivator and that the guy in the other room was my thousand year old husband from another life, would you believe me?” Jiang Cheng snorted, “You want me to believe someone actually married you in a past life? Please.”

“You just,” he said, “picked up some random dead man’s spiritual instrument, and then played it and you’re still here? And it worked?” “I didn’t know it was a spiritual instrument!” Wei Wuxian protested, his cheeks going hot. “I thought it was just a…magic…flute?”

Dropping Lan Wangji’s hand in order to cross his arms, Wei Wuxian glares at Wen Qing. “I am standing right here.” “Yes,” says Wen Qing blithely, “but that’s never stopped you from being dumb about men before."

“I’ve always said you have a weird domesticity kink for a guy who never actually dates, but for fuck’s sake.” “Do not,” says Lan Wangji, “kinkshame me in my hour of need.” “Your hour of need is directly caused by your stupid kink!” shouts Jin Zixuan.

... Pete Hegseth's hair reminds me of Robbie Rotten's except I think he dyes it silver and white . (I will give myself points for having to Google "Iceland children's show villain" because I didn't actually know Robbie Rotten's name.)