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I speak 3 languages; English, Cockney and Bullshit.

My main intention in this life, bein’ rich in a decent way

I’m so grateful to God that I’m able to cook, cooking is sacred. Some of you will feel me, I know that

technically dehydration is also a drinking problem

I think Bluesky is blessed with a bunch of naive people. I’m not even making typos just for you guys. 🤍

If attention was currency, some of y’all would be billionaires

Never trust a man that starts with 'trust me'.

Watercolor fail

I want to be rich by making my own money

Watercolor, ballpointpen and acrylic. Sketch of the day #drawing #sketchbook

I don't get lost. I search for unexpected short-cuts

So sacred! I read that in Europe, they don't even have to refrigerate men because their natural slather keeps them fresh for up to 14 days.

Love is blind, but the red flags are in 4K.

The WiFi password determines how much I like you.

Every charging cable in my house is either missing or on its last breath.

Being an adult is just saying ‘next week will be less busy’ until you die.

Nothing tests your patience like watching the microwave count down the last 5 seconds.

My phone battery dies faster than my motivation. Impressive.

Portion control? Yeah, I control the whole portion.

Laundry is just a cycle of pretending you’ll fold it later.

watecolor and ballpointpen sketch #sketchbook #art

Oilpastel on paper. #art #artgallery #artist #drawing #sketch #oilpastel #pencildrawing #moleskine #pendrawing #painting #wip

Guess where I am :))) #art #artgallery #artist #drawing #sketch #oilpastel #pencildrawing #moleskine #pendrawing #painting #wip

One of them is a self portrait. Ballpointpen on paper. #art #artgallery #artist #drawing #sketch #oilpastel #pencildrawing #moleskine #pendrawing #painting #wip

Hola mi amigos, I want to be RICH

Oilpastel on paper. Practice practice practice. Did you hear that voice? . . . . . #oilpastel #art #painting

Ballpointpen portrait sketch on paper #art #artgallery #artist #drawing #sketch #oilpastel #pencildrawing #moleskine #pendrawing #painting #wip

I always mentally prepare myself for the worst case scenario

Merovnu@merovnu.bsky.social · last yr.

How damaged are you?