Matt Cramp

@merus.bsky.social

extremely not sure I want to still be on social media, but I dislike this the least

Isaac Chotiner seems to be getting more sarcastic when he's interviewing a dipstick, because I think he's learned that he is a shark in an ocean that has never known predators

Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"

Americans be like "what the fuck is a kilometre" and "month-day-year just makes sense, that's how you say it" and then they say "happy Fourth of July"