Growing up is realizing you don't hate fast food breakfast as much as you used to as a kid
Ryan
@messedthoughts.bsky.social
28 // He/Him // Bi // (Ryan - Grey wolf) (Shen - Anime Protag) // DevOps/SRE/Platform Engineer // 🇨🇦 in 🇬🇧 // M:TG + Chess // Icon @wryote.bsky.social // Banner @casparr.bsky.social // 💜 @dovdragon.bsky.social 💜
There's a bin of apples saying "Free fruit for kids" at the Tesco checkout. I see a fully grown adult man take an apple on the way out. Now theres a simple explanation to the story but my tired brain is trying to tell a very different implied story here
"Are you the new neighbour" I've lived here for 6 years. "Oh..."
Slightly hungover, tired, no water or real food. Somehow it's RCQ time. Playing a bad deck so I guess it's time to slog it out.
Oh yea today's Canada day I'm not really being a good Canadian am I?
I keep autopiloting onto the wrong elevator today and I'm not sure why...
Well, today I discovered, through a new electrolyte tap at work, that apparently my oral allergy syndrome also includes kiwis. Well that's mildly annoying
If I had a nickel for every time this happened, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's setting up a worrying trend... 🐺 Me 🐉 @dovdragon.bsky.social 🎨 @wolventooth.bsky.social
Finished just in time! These two acrylic paintings will (hopefully) go up in the ConFuzzled art show tomorrow!
How to find me at Confuzzled 2026! ✅ Take photos of me in fursuit ✅ Invite me to parties or hangouts ✅ Challenge me to chess or magic the gathering ✅ Buy me drinks (I'll buy some back) ❌ Spill drinks on the fursuit ❌ Force me to touch grass (allergies...)
They got rid of my first and second choice tesco meal deals. I'm devastated.
Ok yea that was just a dude on the street walking with an owl on his shoulder. What.
Pros of working in the office: so much free coke zero Cons of working at home: the accidental caffeine dependency I've recreated for myself
Played the Spotlight London Standard Destination Qualifier. Lost the match needed to get the RC Invite (did punt in one of the games). Did really well and basically got half a box in packs! But now that I've lost the finals for two RCQs this weekend, I'm going to go and crash out for a bit. XD
Spotlight London main event today!! Hoping to try and make day two. Let's see how this goes XD
i don't have a caption but i'll tell my kids this was the beatles
Caption this photo: I have way too many good ideas and want more suggestions! I'll share my personal bangers in a comment later 📸 @dracorumorder.bsky.social
