Single action revolver with a teeny 3" barrel is calling to me like the green goblin mask

I need a week off work to just putz arpund the house and do repairs, leatherwork, and chores tbqh

Costco, the bulk discount store beloved by the upper middle class and polyamorous transsexuals across the nation

I love food with bones in it

I love sichuanese food bc it allows me to exercise my masochistic urges

Ok i did it, bridge piercing here I come

Saoirse, Sword-Dog 🏳️‍⚧️@messer.dog · 13h ago

I told myself i would get some piercings after my work hell month ended and hell month turned into Hell Months so maybe I should just. Go do it.

I told myself i would get some piercings after my work hell month ended and hell month turned into Hell Months so maybe I should just. Go do it.

i support women's rights AND womens lefts!! i like getting punched ok?

You have to let your dog girl meticulously break down cardboard with her emotional support pocket knife. You have to. Its important for her mental health

I jerk off to abstract concepts, and also to the touch of my own booby breasts. I'm a very complex woman.

WARHOUND is genuinely a cognition hazard, I love telling a mecha fan about it and going "eh, like yeah there are mechs but its mostly milfet pervert smut" and seeing the he/him change to he/it a week later it is so delicious

Bro hop on MyChart

The tools I ordered are waiting for me at home and im supposed to just sit here at work without vibrating out of my seat with excitement??

feelin sorta good about my body for the first time in a while

Oak toilet seats and bidets have arrived lets fucking go. This is truly the life of luxury

These dunkin breakfast sandwiches are 3d printer slop food but they are a load bearing beam of my sanity

Gotta make sure i get in enough reps of getting drunk and sleeping for like 3 hours then getting up early for work before I turn 30

Its really awesome when people actually read the fag flag and dont assume the butch is a top

Girl who desperately needs a fucking hamburger

New sword comes next week i cant be patient grrr

If the edgewood taco bell started serving breakfast i would Ascend, i need that breakfast burrito like i need oxygen in my lungs

I love how e changed my heat tolerance so much. I walk into a 72° room and i feel like a fat king revelling in my riches. Infinite cold. Now i just need to figure out how to not shrivel and die when pittsburgh february hits

A medically inadvisable amount of peanut butter. Had to spread that shit with a drywall knife. This thing is stacked. I'm still licking peanut butter off the roof of my mouth 22 minutes later. This shit is nutritious. Fuck

Born to cook a late night pot of rice topped with lap xuong and lao gan ma, forced to settle for pb&j +sleep

Staring with big loving doting eyes upon my new (used) rifle. I must take her to the range

Next game is September 26th! As always we should have enough spare equipment for everyone to use and borrow. ALL SKILL LEVELS WELCOME! We have a growing number of people willing and ready to teach the game anyone who comes to the games!

Finally got my t scrip filled after 7 months by payingbout of pocket but at least the stuff will last a while

Might be controversial but i kinda hate "enby" as a shorthand for nonbinary. A little infantilizing and constantly used as a "gender #3" but its whatever. Part of the reason i dont call myself nonbinary even though its kinda sorta true

some days i wish i didnt look like a tired and depressed man