I got a pitch for an AI app that scans your food to tell you if it’s ultraprocessed or not, and I’m gonna need a @maintenancephase.bsky.social episode like right away
Jason Horn
@messyepicure.bsky.social
Professional food writer; amateur curler; semicolon enthusiast
Free script for any Democrat running for office in Washington: “My opponent wants child genital inspections. I, on the other hand, find the entire concept to be morally wrong and oppose it strongly. I will not entertain any debate on this issue.”
Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d agoAn initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play
Here’s the original @latimes.com story about the recordings, which names LAPD Sgt. Denny Jong as the source of many of the racisct and sexist comments. Let’s make its clear that there was no punishment for LAPD Sgt. Denny Jong. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Secret recordings reveal LAPD cops spewing racist and sexist comments, complaint alleges
A complaint reviewed by The Times accuses officers of voicing open discrimination against potential recruits and colleagues based on race, sex and sexual orientation.
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Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 5d agoLAPD officer who recorded colleagues' racist comments to be charged with felony eavesdropping
SOURCE CALL: If you work/around in Anheuser-Busch InBev's wholly owned distributorship organization, especially in California, I'd love to speak with you. Email dave@dinfontay or text dinfontay.11 on Signal. Anonymity available!
More like Star Trek: Strange New Jurassic World, amirite?
Can’t California pause federal tax payments to the government and come out way ahead here?
Catherine Rampell@crampell.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump administration pauses $1 bln in Medicaid payments to California, Minnesota www.reuters.com/world/us-hea...
Jowls are back, baby!
Futurama Bender Nixon Aroo Arooo Aroooo Hot Sexy Horny
Alt: Scene from Futurama: Richard Nixon’s head and Bender say “arooooo”
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The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2w agoThe kids are “Nixonmaxxing”: More than half-a-century after Watergate, conservative youth are discovering the aesthetic, and adopting the attitude, of the late president. 🔗 www.wsj.com/politics/ric...
Anybody looking for a food editor job? Be my coworker! (You don’t even actually have to work with me, as I’m in a whole other department.) meredith.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/en-US/EXT/jo...
Food Editor, EatingWell
Job Title Food Editor, EatingWell Job Description About The Position | Major goals and objectives and location requirements The Food Editor for EatingWell is responsible for executing our food content...
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You may think I’m a food writer but I’m also a music tastemaker thanks to @ew.com: ew.com/best-tv-show...
The best TV shows, movies, food, drinks, books, and music for summer 2026
Entertainment Weekly, Food & Wine, and Better Homes & Gardens teamed up to compile our favorite TV shows, food, movies, drinks, and music for summer 2026.
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I personally think undocumented immigrants are cool and good. Some of my favorite people on earth are or were undocumented. I care less about their illegal actions than about your speeding ticket.
The new Little House on the Prairie is a prequel to Killers of the Flower Moon
Let’s get rid of the incompetent murder squad, yeah?
Miami Herald@miamiherald.com · 3w agoNEW: A 28-year-old man died Tuesday morning following an encounter with Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security Investigations agents in St. Augustine, marking the third death involving ICE in a week.
If you disappeared into the hospital for a month with no word, your job would fire you! Tell your rep to pass the Mitch McConnell Universal Paid Medical Leave Act today!
What if a Congressional committee were to subpoena Mitch McConnell to testify? There’s no legal requirement a senator show up to work but there is a requirement this way.
The Sideshow Bob theme is such a perfect parody of the Cape Fear movie theme that when I hear the Cape Fear TV show theme I think of Sideshow Bob.
Simpsons: Sideshow Bob's 'Die Bart, Die' Tattoo
Alt: Sideshow Bob opens his shirt to show a “DIE BART, DIE” tattoo
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Are Paraguay and France just standing there and watching this
Instead of hearing about this and thinking “how dare he take 3 months off!” consider thinking that 3 months’ paid leave for inpatient depression treatment could be available for everybody if people like Rep. Tom Kean (R-NJ) chose to pass a law that said so
CNN@cnn.com · last mo.GOP Rep. Tom Kean announces depression diagnosis after mysterious monthslong absence from Congress. https://cnn.it/440CV6S
Tell people the things you plan to do, then do them
Mark Harris@markharris.bsky.social · last mo.Some NYC news: Mamdani just won his rent freeze--one of his biggest campaign promises!
In the interest of bipartisanship and this country’s great history of compromise; the Republicans should reach across the aisle to the new socialist caucus and start enacting universal healthcare. That’s how it works right?
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Merlin the duck steals the spotlight at President Sheinbaum's news briefing
Wearing the green jersey of Mexico’s national soccer team and a FIFA tie, he waddled into the room ahead of President Claudia Sheinbaum, took a seat facing reporters and quickly became the star of her...
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Because of thousands of amazing people, Andre and I were able to raise enough money to cover most of our legal expenses. And as the government panics, it’s given us the luxury to be able to stand strong. These defendants deserve the same chance: bsky.app/profile/marg...
Margaret Killjoy@margaret.bsky.social · 2mo agovouched fundraiser for the Minneapolis defendants chuffed.org/project/1865...
I hear bleach and ammonia’s a good combo. Let’s try that next.
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2mo agoNew footage of workers dumping hydrogen peroxide into the algae-filled Reflecting Pool
God Sends Lightning, Locusts to Trump UFC Fight “Can I possibly make Myself any more clear?” eternal deity asks
Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 2mo agomore excited for the bugs than the lightning at this UFC shitshow if i’m honest
White House Cage Fight sounds like a terrible punk band that played one show in your friend’s garage in high school. It was the first time you tried hard liquor and you threw up on the driveway.
What if after all this Trump just doesn’t show up for the game?
“Prosecute every last Trump official” is the centrist position
Popehat@kenwhite.bsky.social · 3mo ago/26 But I digress. This gets worse and worse. And even when we get a different administration, DoJ will be permanently crippled by this. You can’t get that trust back. There need to be severe consequences. Personally I think a lot of this is less truth-and-reconciliation and more pock-marked wall.