Failed devices you bought to replace/turn off/connect to/please stop an audio system designed by the one guy who wants his radio to turn on full blast every time he starts the car and have no other options but that.
Found myself wondering what it would be like if we Subaru drivers had something like Jeep people and their dumb rubber ducks. What would it be? Rearview mirror dreamcatchers? Ani DiFranco CDs? Swatches of plaid flannel?