Michael H. Weber
@mhweber.bsky.social
screenwriter of your least favorite ex’s favorite movies https://m.imdb.com/name/nm2352210/ reading, napping, kvetching… lifelong NYer with generational ❤️ for all things Philly
I still can't believe we have Jaylen Brown. I still can't believe we have LeBron. Throw the ball up!
In my view, saying ignorant & bigoted bullshit isn't "speaking out". It's vile behavior. These athletes are facing the consequences of their actions. To say otherwise is like saying a racist family member is being "censored" because he's not allowed to say the N word at thanksgiving anymore
Aaron Rodgers spoke out about Dr. Anthony Fauci. Sophie Cunningham spoke out about transgender athletes. Caitlin Clark chose not to weigh in. Three different approaches, one common result: criticism. Steve Buckley on how athletes can't win on social media: nyti.ms/3Sa9A7D
This is, somehow, ESPN. You might think it's Fox News or Newsmax and I would understand why you were confused. ESPN wouldn't be what they are today if they did this horseshit in the 90s. They would've gone out of business.
It’s August 2026 and Aaron Rodgers is having a full blown meltdown about Anthony Fauci.
I truly love @pushkinpress.com but describing the peerless Dawn Powell as "The Lena Dunham of 1940s New York" is a crime against humanity.
I can’t wait for January!
Library of Brothel
The Library of Brothel is a real building, “the last offline building,” in a city whose inhabitants struggle to find work, housing, even a date. People are isolated, anxious, dispirited, and defeated....
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Library of Brothel Ambitions…
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
Evangelist Whitney Lynn says she preaches on planes because she loves “a captive audience.” She's not alone. It's becoming a trend. If spreading your message requires listeners who can't escape, maybe it's not as compelling as you think. www.friendlyatheist.com/p/christian-...
Not ashamed to admit I’m a “dumb guy who thinks he’s smart” bc I found Oppenheimer, Memento, Inception, Interstellar and The Dark Knight “thought provoking.”
You don't go into a Nolan movie expecting it to be thought provoking, you expect it to be a spectacle. Gotta set your expectations.
Hi PK, big fan. I know you’ve been dead 25 years, but I have to say: respectfully disagree!
Patton War: 'I Love It. God Help Me, I Do Love It So'
ALT: Patton War: 'I Love It. God Help Me, I Do Love It So'
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PATTON runs almost three hours, and there is not a single lyrical moment. (1970)
Just told my wife I can’t help her with the kids until I finish mapping the parade route.
LeBron James: (washes his hands) Bryce Harper: (inches over, curious, shrugs) I’ll try anything once!
you know Bryce is currently having LeBron themed cleats overnighted
We need to burn down the Ben Simmons / Nick Castellanos house to ensure Lebron doesn’t live there.
LeBron James is a Sixer, NEVER let anyone tell you to stop being delusional.
We need to burn down the Ben Simmons / Nick Castellanos house to ensure Lebron doesn’t live there.
The only most Sixer thing that could happen here left is LeBron failing a physical
🎶 "Lettuce be lovers, we'll marry our fortunes together... I've got some real estate here in my bag…” 🎶
it does actually sound like taylor farms and the white house teamed up to try and blame taco bell for the outbreak. unprecedented corruption
How many people, especially kids, are going to die because of this?
I’m sorry what
What are we gonna do with the knowledge that Christopher Nolan’s favorite James Bond is Timothy Dalton?
Tim Tebow won a few games 15 years ago and ESPN has been crumbling ever since.
A federal judge temporarily paused Paramount’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros.
Paramount-Warner Bros. Deal Temporarily Paused by Federal Judge
A federal judge temporarily paused Paramount Skydance Corp.’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery Inc.
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For a HC who already has minimal tangible responsibilities, it’s objectively hilarious that AI allows him to offload more of the job.
Nick Sirianni explored ChatGPT this offseason in keeping the message fresh entering Year 6. He also knows the Eagles could create their own answers. Free to read on @TheAthletic: Taking Sirianni's temperature on change, expectations, and appreciation: www.nytimes.com/athletic/745...