Yeah I'm not sticking around for this shit. See you in the big '27, dawg.
🍸 roxy. 🔞@tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · 4mo agodirk my beautiful chocolate coated stallion
Yo, I haven't been here in a while but I need all of you to kill yourselves.
How am I supposed to believe you want a kiss? You’ve just conditioned me to think the only way to indicate that is by going “schlup” and sticking your tongue out.
🍸 roxy. 🔞@tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · last yr.smoooooch smooch smooch [ > You still have the pumpkin pressed up against his cheek. When you realize that he's having none of your bullshit, you put it down and scoot closer to him. ] then how about u kiss ur pumpkin instead aaand by that i mean me ;D
[ > You’ve turned your pumpkin into a VERIFIABLE MOTHERFUCKIN’ HYDRIA. You’re carving a pristine goddamn recreation of ZEUS DEFEATING TYPHEUS onto your squash canvas, mighty thunderbolts included. ] The first in my recreation of the Theogony. Next I’ll probably do the Titanomachy.
🍸 roxy. 🔞@tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · last yr.He'll be the Rudolph of his generation you think. That aside, you should probably check up on Dirk and see what he's up to. ] whatcha workin on
Yeah and you were made in Adobe Photoshop. What’s your point.
EB@prankstersgambit.bsky.social · last yr.wh- no?? it's actually because he is a cartoon!
Wow, dude. Didn't know you were a racist. It's cause he's Chinese, ain't it.
EB@prankstersgambit.bsky.social · last yr.DUDE.
mulan has more restraint than me cuz if i was in the army w/ shang i woulda sucked him off 4 a promotion just sayin
What if instead of the Wayward Vagabond he was called the Slayward Fagabond.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I miss Squarewave. Lil’ dude always knew when to surprise a nigga with a deudly rap battle.
Nigga, it’s 9:30. You doing too much.
🍸 roxy. 🔞@tipsygnostalgic.bsky.social · last yr.[ > Roxy: Cackle at the top of your lungs while lightning strikes dramatically for effect. ] [ > A celebratory cackle echoes through the halls of your house, making it obvious that whatever was going on in your lab had gone right. ] its ALIVE!!!!!!
Sonny, I’ve been all over this roadmap. You’d be able to get me with this shit if you were the firstborn, but you’re basically the youngest.
LORD GOD EMPEROR.@cairoovercoat.bsky.social · last yr.LISTEN TO THIS GUY. HE THINKS HE IS REALLY "ABOUT THAT LIFE." YOU ARE MY SON. I AM LIKE YOUR GODFATHER. EXCEPT SOMETHING MUCH LESS INSIPID AND TERRIBLE. LIKE "LORDFATHER." YEEEEEEEEEEEES. FROM NOW ON, I AM YOUR LORDFATHER.
Oh, you’re callin’ me a puppetfag, huh. Still all of them.
DAVE STRIDER (🏳️⚧️)@coolkidslament.bsky.social · last yr.i said in a fight