Good: New meds to handle the blood thinning! No more weekly finger pokes! Bit more reasonable on costs! Bad: "Side effects include headaches." I should have started them tomorrow.
Micah Weil is on their Bullshit Again
@micahweil.bsky.social
Raccoon, fiction writer, cranky old jackass Inheritor of the One True "The End Is Nigh" Sandwich Board Icon by @lizardbethart.bsky.social Various 'mon stories at: https://archiveofourown.org/users/MicahWeil/works
Co-worker: "Hey, I'm at a point where I need to know what [customer]'s contract covers!" Chaos Goblin Brain: "Well, with them, it covers at least three rude gestures a day..."
...finally dragged my ass across that finish line. I don't even care if the third chapter's clunky. Finished my Pokecule "no dialogue" challenge. Three short stories of Mewtwo being intimate with his lovers and nobody saying a goddamn word. archiveofourown.org/works/884912...
Not A Word (N) - Chapter 1 - MicahWeil - Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
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Hellen Keller could see that coming.
The Dude's "You Don't Say..." Frown
Alt: The Dude mixes himself a White Russian as he stares on incredulously. He is captioned: "YOU DON'T SAY..."
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The Halfway Post@halfwaypost.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: A brand new “Christian men’s gym” in Georgia that bans women so pious men can have “lust-free workouts” lasted just 6 days before three men were caught “violating Leviticus in the locker room.”
House Spouse Mewtwo. House Spouse Mewtwo! House👏Spouse👏Mew👏Two! (I think I'm having more fun with the teasing and foreplay than I am the actual fucking for this story...)
...suuuure...let's see what falls out.
Espresso@caffeinerabbit.bsky.social · 2d agoOkay sure, hit me.
My favorite Battlemech has always been, and always will be, the Timber Wolf. Ad a matter of fact, finding a lance pack of Wolf's Dragoons at Barnes and Noble years ago is what got me back into the universe. With this latest salvage box, I think I'm up to a total of seven minis for it. X.x
I adore it when a company makes an oopsie and the fans not only attach themselves to it, but nake it BETTER.
MelTheNoGoodScoundrel.com@melfunnysmell.bsky.social · 2d ago
ONCE. Just ONCE do I want someone to respond with "fuck you, asshole. Answer the question."
FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2d agoQ: Are you reconsidering Jeanine Pirro's role? Trump: You're fake news. Don't ever talk again.
Micah has never seen The Purge before. Not a fan of the "violence for violence sake" genre, even if it has subtle themes to it. Micah also thinks that makes him qualified to write a silly little story set in the universe! With apologies to Betty White...enjoy! archiveofourown.org/works/89767001
ALL Crime is Legal - MicahWeil - The Purge (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
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It is my sincerest hope that we hear about someone picketing their local theater with a sign that reads "Please find a better franchise".
GeekTyrant@geektyrant.com · 3d agoHARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE Returning to Theatres With 12 Minutes of Bonus Footage
Hung out with friends yesterday and got to hear (sorta...I started blanking after a while) one of them ABSOLUTELY nerd out about Tekken Lore - specifically, the Mishima story. Dunno what half of that was, but my take away was "remember to spay and neuter your Mishimas."
And now I wish to offer my proposal (again) that people like this interviewer should be allowed to say "hey fuckface, answer the question" when their guests start behaving like this.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d agoBASH: How do you prepare for next pandemic? RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong B: But what about now? K: We need to protect our rights B: ? K: During covid we dismantled our rights B: But I'm asking what *to* do K: You were part of the problem B: You want to sit here and attack me?
...sending strength to my trans girlies. And the trans boys, too! Can't forget them!
Kathleen Cottontail 🏳️⚧️♿️🖖🏻🐰@kathleengmaz.bsky.social · 4d agoI feel seen! 🏳️⚧️
Crashland, staring up at his customized Goliath battlemech: "...starting to think I'm a hair past that..."
[ OC Questions ]@ocqotd.bsky.social · 5d agoIs your original character forklift certified? If not, do they have any other certifications? (Funny answers included.
...feel like anything would be better if it had Waldorf and Statler heckling someone in it...
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 6d ago
*quietly re-entering the metadata to the CD because all my audio ripping software is shit* BF: "Hey, I found you on YouTube?" Me, who has a YouTube account with a tiny amount of vids: "No surprise. I don't hide on YouTube." BF: *sends me a vid that is not mine about the wii* "10 seconds in."🧵
...why do I hate my own happiness?
God, I often forget how aurally wonderful "Karn Evil 9 1st Impression" is. Thank god I have a copy of it of my own now. :3
...on the one hand, writing scenarios that you've never engaged in - such as camping - is pretty goddamn hard. On the other, I've written combat before. The fuck, brain?
Dear co-worker, That is MY Che Guevara hat. I stole it fair and square. Don't try to outdo me on the trash talking corporate. Sincerely, Racc
Need to keep reminding myself that my creativity is primarily for me to enjoy and explore, and that numbers where I share them don't mean squat.