Michael “Mitch McConnell” Cantin 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱
@michaelcantin.bsky.social
Hello? Mitch? You there? HELLO?? Keeping Mitch’s memory alive. 🤪 WARNING: I drop F-bombs. Lots of F-bombs.
Only Wall Street and Corporate media care what you have to say, Tangerine Tits! What does IRAN say? They’re the trusted authority here… apple.news/AcpURxhATQQ6...
Trump says deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz could come as early as Wednesday — The Associated Press
U.S. President Donald Trump says a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz could come as early as Wednesday.
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As Trump tries to steal credit for ongoing negotiations that have NOTHING TO DO with him or American interests, it seems like a good time for a reminder: Any deal reached between Oman and Iran will STILL include Iran controlling the Strait and charging tolls.
… but he really has NO IDEA what will happen because he has NOTHING TO DO with the negotiations, and NEITHER SIDE negotiating wants anything to do with him and his feces-filled-fraida … apple.news/AcpURxhATQQ6...
Trump says deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz could come as early as Wednesday — The Associated Press
U.S. President Donald Trump says a deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz could come as early as Wednesday.
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A gracious concession: “I want to congratulate Abdul El-Sayed on winning the Democratic nomination for U.S. Senate. He is a doctor, a community health official, a Rhodes Scholar, and a dedicated Michigander. I am proud to offer my support as he takes on Mike Rogers in the general election…
So close, and yet so far… #sigh apple.news/A4ZDTAp0RQhu...
FAA Probing Safety Incident Involving Trump’s Marine One Helicopter: Reports — HuffPost
Trump’s helicopter breached the minimum required distance of separation from a passing commercial jet, sources told Reuters and The Wall Street Journal.
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Good morning Bluesky ☀️ My grandad told me he saw the Titanic - from the outset he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody listened to him. He knew he was right and didn't give up. He warned them again & again, until eventually they kicked him out of the cinema.
In which case, your services are no longer required, because that’s your fucking job. YOU’RE FIRED. TAKE YOUR FELLOW REPUBLICAN KUCKS WITH YOU.
𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol · yesterdayCongress: “We’ve tried nothing and we’re fresh out of ideas.”
A civilian medical plane went down after an experimental US military GPS jamming test reportedly disrupted its radar. Every person aboard lost their life. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
Mitch McConnell’s communications director’s silence and smirk speak volumes. If he were fine, or even improving, she’d just say so. There’s no way this man is coming back.
Why do we bother obeying the law and paying our taxes when the President does neither? He is playing us all for fools!
Think ol’ Tangerine Tits knows there’s a war in Iran right now? 🤣 apple.news/AOXjmadrTR12...
'He's Psychotic': Critics Rip Trump After He Publicly Struggles To Recall A Basic Word — HuffPost
The president came up with a novel way to describe a video.
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It’s interesting how none of the R’s in my area are advertising their party in this year’s campaign ads. The easy way to spot them this year is that they’re running on “common sense” laws. Sorry, assholes. You’ve had 2 years to prove you’re the party of common sense and failed miserably. 🖕
Guess we’ll be back to the “Gates of Hell” stage of Groundhog Day in a few hours…
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2d ago🚨 Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) has reportedly attacked a U.S. military base in Kuwait with at least three drones, according to a source cited by The Jerusalem Post.
ARE YOU FCUKING KIDDING ME???? This tangerine tinted tit has money to replace grass in Washington DC but no money for Medicare or social security? 8-6-4-7 …. NOW!!!!! apple.news/Ac7GrwEYzSIG...
Trump Says He’s Replacing D.C.’s Grass With Grass From ‘A Friend Of Mine’ — HuffPost
“We’re replacing all of the grass,” Trump said.
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I'd like everyone to stop whatever they're doing and just simply appreciate the person who took this picture of Mitch.
Well of course he does! When an ignorant piece of shit is proven to be a worthless, ignorant piece of shit, all he has left is to succumb to intelligence. apple.news/A9NuCQkf2Rca...
RFK Jr tells US families to vaccinate children against measles amid outbreak — Guardian US
Health secretary, longtime vaccination skeptic, spent years boosting misinformation about vaccines including MMR
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Trump sued Capital One to prove they closed his accounts over politics. The bank’s answer, filed Friday: it was the anti-money-laundering desk. Months of review. Three hundred accounts. He pulled that thread himself.
According to new court filings, Capital One closed the orange felon’s accounts in 2021 due to extensive patterns of money laundering. Once a fraud, always a fraud and that criminal piece of shit has been using the US govt as a tool for his latest money laundering operation.
