They caught me simping

Fraternal September

How's it going over here

It's true but we are also getting to know each other. First day of school baby

daniel brottman 🪷@danielbrottman.bsky.social · 4y ago

me too but I actually kinda feel weird about it like - who are these ppl and why are they following me? do they actually like what I like, are they interested in me? on twitter I can kinda tell ppl follow me when I've posted interesting things haha

I'm pulling followers by merely existing. This is the ideal platform

I have officially confused twitter ads about my consumer profile

Vibing

This guy sat by me and he smells like piss but he was very courteous about it so I'm trying to figure out how many minutes to wait before bailing

Found this meat pic. Damn son. That golden light. I wonder why there was so much juice on the plate, I might have cut it too early

How do you like all of those apples

Fresh squeez'd

Table Leg Don't Fuck Around

What's the goss

Gm

Bought this wrench last fall. Beginning of my home improvement era

Afternoon snack of watermelon and labneh on an end table I made myself was rather pleasing

Introductions! - I'm 4'11" due to an accident at the meat packing facility I've been working at since 6 years old - I am 13 y/o - my first language is a pidgin of Tagalog and Irish Gaelic but I forgot both in a meatpacking accident - I started and exited a food truck app which makes sandwich glue

There is one act which is to be punishable by death in the new regime which is that of proposing dumb words to be the way we refer to posts

Knowing little about app data security I wonder how developers using bsky will be able to communicate to users that they aren't doing something weird w your data - esp if/when DMs get added

Getting roasted on here is called a “sky burial”

When you find a bsky poster who crested 1k followers

𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎@michaelcurzi.bsky.social · 4y ago

I like when you guys argue about whether to be disagreeable or not

Realized there's some pleasant symbolism in the app's name. 'Twitter' focuses on the birds and the sounds they make, whereas 'blue sky' is the medium they fly around in

I know it'll be painful but... for the greater good... I will drop all my invite codes onto 4chan