I have been kicked out of slipknot

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Have you heard the song? bsky.app/profile/mich...

Michael M 👽@michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social · 2w ago

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

While doodling assorted faces, I stumbled into drawing cartoons of @michaelmisrubbish.bsky.social but doing his glasses like Spider-Man’s mask lenses to portray moods. This seems like I’ve accidentally unlocked forbidden knowledge tbh.

Pleased to say my band is up for 2 mercury brit grammies

SLIME CITY@slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 6d ago

Absolutely honoured to have our album NATIONAL RECORD OF ACHIEVEMENT nominated for a Mercury Prize 2026 🏆 They even nominated our 2023 album SLIME CITY DEATH CLUB to make up for ignoring it when it came out. Very chuffed. The industry is actually really nice!!!

Workers in London: my commute is a nightmare because of delays and overcrowding Workers in Glasgow: my commute is a nightmare because of spider-man and batman

I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning

I wrote a quick song about how I don't want to make love all night because I've got work in the morning

Sometimes I think the trojans were daft to accept that horse left on their doorstep, but then I take in Amazon parcels all the time I don't remember ordering.

I've been to the omniplex, ask me anything

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

Big Jim there about to do a twitch stream from his bedroom in 1986. Like and subscribe #totp

This is the kind of out of the box, blue sky thinking I need (that just confirms what I want)

Todd Lunch@toddlunch.bsky.social · 2w ago

You'll regret it if you don't. (That's advice AND a threat.)

Should I buy this?

Wrote a quick song about how those meta glasses have ruined my whole look

This one's for the bass weirdos. I've never been able to find a bass that looks or feels like this Wesley jcb32. Heavy jaguar-esque body with jaggy, clangy cheap knock off pickups that somehow still have growl. Plus the fretboard is THICK, not like a jazz bass. Is there anything around like this?

Just doing my award winning acting here.

SLIME CITY@slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 2w ago

Met that guy from kasabian in the park earlier

Whatever neurospiciness I have meant I had to open every single one of these drawers and I am simply not bothered none of them contained anything.

Ye shaggin? Ye askin? Am askin Am shaggin

He chose... Poorly.

I'm fine with the queen biopic and the new beatles ones, but where is the manic street preachers biopic starting chalamet as nicky wire?

If football came home, you'd resent it.

Good luck to England*

Haven't played Birmingham in aaaages so this should be good. If you, like Duran Duran and Jasper Carrott, are from the brum area, please come and say hello!

SLIME CITY@slimecitymusic.bsky.social · 4w ago

⚠️ NEW SHOE ALERT ⚠️ SLIME CITY, Glasgow's best worst band ➡️ 10 SEP at The Dark Horse, Birmingham 🐴💀 It's gonna be, as the kids say, SICK(ening to see such a poor attendance if you don't do your duty for the death club and come to our first brum headliner) Tickets ➡️ www.skiddle.com/e/42585550

Hail hailena

The best thing about AI is that all the posters it makes look like those Temu tshirts that say things like 'I was born in August and my wife is a catch and if you go near my daughter I'm not afraid to do time'. All those resources and it's just randomly choosing honkin fonts like a kid in Word.

We've lost the art of making movies, we've strayed too far from Old: the beach that makes you old

Rickenbacker is short for Richardenbacker