Michael R Muller (no longer dead)
@michaelrmuller.bsky.social
Comic book making pile of bones Likely to die alone patreon.com/michaelrmuller Instagram.com/michael.r.muller michaelrmuller.bigcartel.com
I play video game my whole life, didn’t know difference from real life. When my dad die I say “it cool, he got extra lifes” but then priest say no he don’t. He die DIE! I didn’t know this was case!! If you touch goomba you NEVER come back. I shook. Serious problem in this world now.
These were the ancient equivalent of movie tie-in promo cups
Flint Dibble@flintdibble.bsky.social · 5d agoAnother way of conveying a story is to have the main character repeat in different scenes Here we see Odysseus sharpening the stake in the fire right next to an image of Odysseus blinding the Cyclops This style of artistic storytelling is called a continuous narrative /7
During that Lincoln movie he would often continue to be Lincoln even when they weren’t filming. He would get agitated by the sight of so much modern film making equipment. It would make him go into hysterics and the crew would have to hold him down as he screamed.
Slate@slate.com · 10mo agoDaniel Day-Lewis is the poster child for Method acting. He in fact does its exact opposite. slate.trib.al/Wbu7x4x
So you’re sitting down to dinner, and you need a KNIFE. But all you’re finding in your kitchen drawers are spoons; TEN THOUSAND OF ‘EM! Well there’s a word for that, it’s ironic. I call THE WHOLE situation ironic.
My married lesbian landlords coming to get the rent check.
springfieldians@springfieldians.bsky.social · 7mo ago
There’s always a spike in Grindr activity whenever Bane breaks everybody out of Arkham Asylum
That new Spider-Man out here smothering people in their beds.
New type of internet app where there’s a funny cartoon man in sunglasses doing a dance in the corner. But at night if you don’t unplug your computer he’ll climb out of the monitor and do harm to your family.
There’s Jerry, Elaine, George, and of course Kramer too
They made the Duolingo owl have rizz. They want to make you horny for language. Fucked up stuff.
The three most important rules for a successful negotiation is 1. Make hog noises while the other guy talks 2. Talk a lot about your most recent trip to the bathroom 3. Claim you once accidentally killed someone during a fist fight
they accidentally posted a picture of your mom for this
The New York Times@nytimes.com · last wk.Aquariums across the U.S. and Spain are working to relocate 30 whales from a shuttered aquatic park in Canada. Six of 30 beluga whales were airlifted to facilities in Chicago and San Antonio, with others scheduled to depart in the next coming months.
Wasn’t expecting all those slurs in the new Avengers trailer…
Example of a band looking cool as hell.
The genderqueer pride flag is just a thinly veiled Brainiac pride flag. Please discuss.
Lindsey Graham has died and, heh heh, I hear he died from doing something really gay, like, having sex with another man. Heh heh, gross!
The greatest fictional characters of all time 1. Snoopy 2. Beetlejuice 3. Swedish Chef 4. The “Toasty” guy from MKII 5. I dunno… fuggin’ Pumpkinhead or some shit…
Living my best life then suddenly remembering Mark Millar once had his psycho Batman character force a guy to impregnate his sister then put an anti-abortion bomb in that sister’s vagina. Yeah…
8 year old me: It’s a ninja! Named Scorpion! Who throws harpoons! There’s no way he could be any cooler!! *Scorpion pulls off his mask to reveal a fire-breathing skull* *8 year old me immediately has a grand mal seizure*
Society if it was Koji Igarashi, not Hideo Kojima, who became a shameless celebrity hobnobber.
Looking up pictures of Marc Almond
The knock out game was actually an elaborate attempt to suppress the birth of the Antichrist but we’re not ready for that conversation…
They should have a cheaper version of GTA 6 but all the guns are replaced with less lethal weapons like a rope or a bar of soap in a sock.
I love Debbie & Miku as if they were my children. I guess they kind of are in a way…
Michael R Muller (no longer dead)@michaelrmuller.bsky.social · 6mo ago
New Debbie & Miku comic coming soon
People setting dogs on fire. Stop that. You can’t do that. It’s not cool.
