I've never had such an infuriating balatro loss out of the gate before jesus fucking christ banana in shop 1 banana leaves in round 2 i die in round 3 by one chip
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Philadelphia, PA /they/them | gay | trans: agender married to @fadetozac.bsky.social leftist i share furry porn that WILL make you feel uncomfortable🪢 certified AI hater. lets player & computer toucher. comedy, music, nerd shit
Sad men yaoi by @juicytreat.bsky.social And I'll take the opportunity to shamelessly remind you that Build 14 of Minotaur Hotel comes out this Friday, August 7th, on Itch.io!
It's one turtle bean, michael, what could it do, provide 5 hand size?
Fatfur Foods@fatfurfoods.bsky.social · 3mo agoAll Consumable Jokers - "Poker" upgrade cards featuring foods, roughly arranged by real counterparts' calorie count Estimated 2550 calories depicted total (65,354 if all Jokers are polychrome) $43 total @ The Shop, Balatro
it's tuesday and its time for another edition of the giant bombcast
GN Steve has the ability to read the room, an increasingly rare skill
"We miss you!" oh?? what color are my eyes?
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last wk.
At one point after I bought my house I was talking to an australian friend and we were comparing mortgage rates and she said to me "oh how long does that last?" and this is how I came to know that australian mortgage rates are variable, in the US usually you get a fixed interest rate
Greg Jericho@grogsgamut.bsky.social · 4h agoSorry RBA, but mortgages going up DOES affect the cost of living. My column www.theguardian.com/business/gro...
The SCREEN Act just failed to pass in the Senate Commerce Committee! 🎉 Enormous thanks to the thousands (!!) of you who told your Senators to vote no! Your voice matters and you should feel good that you made a difference. Obviously, the fight isn't over, but this was an important victory.
hey, uh, i heard you picking up all the health and ammo i keep just outside my big room. is there something we need to talk about, or
its bowser day and this means that every second bowser is not fucking my throat raw is a second wasted
my friend got hacked on discord and i just had the most unexpected interaction with the person who hacked him
after all that it turns out it's really fucking fast actually
got far enough into this current simpsons rewatch to see my favorite scene in the entire show. some of the funniest animation they've ever done and dan castellaneta's gutteral "ow... OWWWWWWWWWWWW" wrecks me every time
King koopa enjoying watching his underdesk assistant while he relaxes from work 🫣❤️ Happy Bowser Day 🔥🔥🔥 #BowserNight #BowserNight2026
Behold our king~ 👑🐲 #BowserNight #BowserNight2026
Jesus Christ Vic Michaelis and Josh Scherer are an amazing comedy duo
Hey you know all those age verification laws you hate...? :) Gee
Hypno-Scream (Comms Open)❤️🩷💜@hypnoscream.bsky.social · last mo.Saw a post saying "I don't want NSFW accounts to talk about voting, just let me jack off" Buddy, NSFW artists and sex workers are being constantly attacked by a government of nonces trying to distract from their own crimes by pinning the blame on porn. They have the right to speak up about this.
[NSFW][M] Happy Bowser Day! Although this is focused on the Koopa Troopas.