i need hrt to give me that Big Walk figure, you know??

"We miss you!" oh?? what color are my eyes?

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · last wk.

"It's an albino Humping Worm!" "Why do they call it that?" "Because it doesn't have any pigment!"

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com · 2w ago

What's a Futurama line that lives forever in your head? Mine is, "Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa."

summer night walk with Sydney !~ 💕🪶🌜 ani comm for @junthezoroark.bsky.social ! >:3c

wow i have *exfoliated* utah. i feel like when you notice the screen you've been using for years had a protective plastic film the whole time.

owl city voice hello seattle

L'Arrivée d'un train en gare de La Ciotat (too scary)

Defector@defector.com · 3w ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

so has pop culture become so disseminated and narrowcasted that nobody has it in common anymore or am i just not paying attention to what happens in the mainstream anymore?

utah may not have been the best place to spend 35 years, but at least it was the corniest ❤️

if gianmarco soresi called me a faggot i wouldn't tell anyone

moveys

Letterboxd@letterboxd.social · last mo.

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 🌋

i'm scrobbling tubthumping by chumbawamba

a trick they don't tell you when you buy drinks at 7/11 is that you can actually do multiple small gulps

ai can't do what i do (enter an erotic fugue and emerge hours later, disheveled, hands trembling, surrounded by empty waterloo cans, bathed the glow of an ipad displaying something so narrowcasted that it only reads as pornography to a subset of neurodivergent queers with minds made of television)

give your dog friends species euphoria by spelling out words like p-a-r-k and w-a-l-k so they don't get to excited

i fuck so hard with a downwards key change

karma named itself

dog dome forever #cft

domesign

we've got a new headmate!

my newest affectation is pointing at any bug and saying "a divine being"

all ducks can cast zettaflare (this one is true)

Erdbok@erdbok.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Name your fursona species and a tongue-in-cheek stereotype or cringe joke about it. IE, "All foxes are bottoms" "Sparkledogs" Calling Protogens "Toasters" Calling Sergals "Cheeses" (Is there something about antelope?)

a headmate to... impregmate

becoming plural to pass the bechdel test

i can't believe the AI powered oil diffuser for gamers that makes your home smell like explosions is on clearance

i don't make easy friends with anyone who isn't interested in doing the unglamorous and often unpopular work of removing the violence from their minds.

for the low cost of being declared an enemy of the state you, too, can stop hating the way you look in photographs

bitches will be like "i hate samsara" and then stay there

i know half of my posts are making fun of insane ad copy, but i swear they just keep getting worse