acab rangoon
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rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
if you ever put out cigarettes to save and smoke later can you tell me what prison is like now
if you ever put out cigarettes to save and smoke later can you tell me what prison is like now
1st base is ordering what you’d order from taco bell in front of each other as if you were by yourself
2nd base is telling each other what SSRIs you’re on
british ai supporters be like oi it’s chatgptea time innit
where tf is my cat trotting off to all fast? like she’s worried about being late bc she’s trying to become partner at a lawfirm or something
ios users can hit the power button 5 times (quickly) to get your phone in a state that requires a passcode and faceid won’t work in case you ever may need this info
me on a Teams ™️ call tomorrow morning after 8 or 10 day beers
gerard pique may have fumbled this biggest baddie of all time
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
how do you say “i have 5 cats now”, but like, in a cool way?
how do you say “i have 5 cats now”, but like, in a cool way?
i’ve seen morticians make dead people seem more alive than this vegetable
Mitch McConnell absorbed Lindsey Graham’s soul, and now he’s apparently alive. They even did the “today’s newspaper” thing in the photo.
lindsey graham shids and fards brains out. dies at 71 from salad 🦀🦀🦀
i just googled the scientific name for a pine tree. worst mistake of my life 😔😔😔
my eyes immediately reading ACAB first: hell yeah me actually reading it: oh. oh no
lost the second foster cat to FPV tn. as if i didn’t already hate the fourth enough. post through it? make sure your pets are up to date on their vaccines please