I had a dream where a bunch of stuff happens but the main thread was Wearing Heels and I was surprised by my agility
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I took way too many Be Funny classes to be exclusively at fault (orang cat is Lucky)
okay sorry for not bringing this up earlier but I cast a spell few months ago and basically people are gonna now be extremely compelled to do a lot of gay stuff so it's probably best to go with it, don't worry about it, but we all should very much do the gay stuff don't worry about the bargain
As is usual with Square titles, I question quality of this port
Nova Crystallis@novacrystallis.com · 5d agoChâteau Mercian to produce 500 bottles of wine for Final Fantasy Resonance. It's described as a full bodied red with a "refined, well-balanced taste" and a "perfect harmony of dry spices, rich fruits, and firm tannins." Pre-orders are open currently at ¥13,000. 🔗 chateaumercian.jp/view/item/00...
I had a season of life where ladies used to flash me for fun and I did the whole playing along "oh no I'm not supposed to see that" but we all had fun with it idk how we figure out how to codify that but it seemed like everybody enjoyed it, I think it was mostly about agency and feeling safe
doin my personal reminder to myself that I don't know any of you people and I am here to goof around also if you know me in real life, no you don't
sitting out karaoke a second week in a row because I don't want to be PeRcIeVeD it's okay I will go next week even though it's s'posed to be snowy snowy buttshit time
not if you're talking about freddie mercury
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d agoOkay I looked it up. “throat goat” is a bigoted slur against Zoroastrian folks.
Okay I looked it up. “throat goat” is a bigoted slur against Zoroastrian folks.
i am loathe to consider this implies a median position of fuckshit
MID-FI 🦇@midfi.bsky.social · 5d agowe all exist on a spectrum from fucker to dipshit and our position is not fixed
we all exist on a spectrum from fucker to dipshit and our position is not fixed
can the thing that happens tomorrow at least be stupid so we can just laugh at it
ancoms should adopt the crab bucket as their sigil
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · 5d agoI'm begging for AnComs to add an ounce of carcinization to their politics.
not super sure I know what I'm gonna sing about tomorrow but maybe I'll just be a little shit and make the bar listen to protest songs again (as usual)
i understand characters who walk into the dark to see what that noise was
incidentally older republican men don't have much of a sense of humor, that or it's the hangry from the poop chute prep
MID-FI 🦇@midfi.bsky.social · 6d agoi feel like i shouldn't get in trouble for referring to colonoscopies as "butt stuff on drugs"
i feel like i shouldn't get in trouble for referring to colonoscopies as "butt stuff on drugs"
wild to find out Islam consists of cat people and Christians are dog people you wind up with a very complicated view of weird little guys and the servile relationship starts problematic and spins out quickly after not that anyone is necessarily in the lead here
[under blankets] AM I BEING DETAINED?
Bryce@girl.creditcard · 6d agoi do not have to go to bed i am a sovereign citizen
honestly not getting ghosted and also having a great conversation filled my soul cup up a bit I'm a lot and I tend to relate to others with anecdotes and metaphors, I could do better with keeping the floor open for others to speak, but sometimes it slots in nicely
this is awesome but this is a level of extreme that, in experiencing, I would evacuate my soul and all bodily fluids
Astronomy 🔭@astronomy.bsky.social · 6d agoNASA has released onboard video of Artemis II's reentry through Earth's atmosphere 🤩 Top speed: about 25,000 mph
it went pretty okay, nice to know I can still connect with people (and not everyone I meet is gonna be a cruel bigot)
MID-FI 🦇@midfi.bsky.social · last wk.I'm a little scared because I have a kind of first date with someone tomorrow but I'm also cool if it doesn't work out because I am so cool with bad dates being good friends and it's been a minute since I put that into practice
i messed around with a chatbot companion a bit like six years ago and i gotta say do what you gotta do to not become a statistic but that shit is rotting your humanity
I'm a little scared because I have a kind of first date with someone tomorrow but I'm also cool if it doesn't work out because I am so cool with bad dates being good friends and it's been a minute since I put that into practice
sometimes I'm a little sad that someone won't write a song about me when I'm gone, but I do try to live in such a way that maybe someone will
lucky is being a dick and that's fair because he thought it was bedtime and i disagreed but he is overplaying his hand
