Graeme Beale

@midfyffe.bsky.social

Works in @RESAS in the Scottish Government. Head of the Strategic Research Programme - Rural/Environment. Quaker. Writer of sub-par cat poems and other things.

Me: get dressed please- Teenager: why, what are we doing today? Me: Only dressed people get that answer… Follow me for more foolproof “clickbait parenting techniques“ Teenager: Dauuuhhhd. Are you putting that online. So cringe. 😬

Heard there were still tickets for events at the commonwealth games. Checked on my phone- oh yes. Went on the laptop as it’s a proper purchase. Ticketmeister- nah blocked. You have tried to access the ticket site on multiple devices from the same WiFi. Think I may know why tickets still available. 🤷

Just had a dream where I was explaining Buddhism through bass fishing to Ian Botham. I think I’ve now got to pitch one of those tiny stocking filler books or something?

There's been a post on the work intranet about 'the hobby that makes you better at your job.' Meh. I'm only interested in people's hobbies that make them worse at their jobs, otherwise it's linked-in fodder.

It's actually nice weather, it's the summer, so it's the first BBQ 🔥evening of the year. (We've had miserable rainy cold summer in Scotland so far) Which affords the following thought. As someone who's been a migrant, lived in 4 countries etc... To which nation do I belong? .. . Marination.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that of the approx. 9 million 4 inch long USB cables that I have, it will be the one with the weird other end that I need actually and that, inevitably, seems to be lost.

Since people are always posting success runs. I invite you to play “guess where on my Sunday afternoon jog my right calf muscle went twang”. Thereafter dropping to a hobble/hurple, to be passed by dawdling dog-walking pensioners.

Really slow Strava time