Congratulations to my dad for becoming a video game writer!
Meteor@wielderofthekey.bsky.social · yesterday10 seconds in and already homophobia
Woke up way before my alarm this morning because I was super gay and horny
If you get “hey cutie” in your DMs you know what that means
Jakey Bakey@jakeybakey.gay · 4d agotop 10 bloomfs this isn't a list. it's a command.
Why is instagram recommending me a page about catholic wives who don’t want to fuck?
Someone messed up at work and it meant I didn’t have much to do today
Nothing hurts more than not being in bloomfs skircle knowing I haven’t been as active lately
If you’re reading this we’re friends
M🍊@mandrn.bsky.social · last wk.Sometimes you just gotta see what your friends' dicks look like y'know?
I had to pay for a brand new Lerrgan+ subscription and reinstatement fee even though I’m still being charged for the first one
lerrrgan@lerrrgan.bsky.social · last wk.and you will continue to be charged even when access has been terminated per the terms and conditions you opted into upon following 🤩
I was a lefty last year when I had chronic shoulder pain and had to jerk off with my left
🎵I can make love on a dance floor I can make love on a man’s floor🎵
Power went out at the gym and everyone just looked around at each other then we all continued our workouts without saying anything
This is Wyatt eating a huge burrito. He then developed ulcerative colitis and was in and out of the hospital. You can watch the whole thing in a playlist on his TikTok.
Reality TV News/Updates@realitytvfan.bsky.social · 2w agoThe official cast of The Traitors: New Blood, the first all civilian American version of the show, premiering Sept. 17 with its first two episode on NBC. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
I’ve been listening to confessions II for all my best runs lately. Listened to it today and shaved a minute off my 5k.