can't access bsky on my phone anymore because i live in texas and i have to verify my age through a third party WHICH I REFUSE TO DO

Realizing the mosquito truck is not common with people that didn’t live on the coast

Mika 💚@mika.rip · 2w ago

Yall think my chronic migraines have anything to do with me consistently seeing how long I could hold my breath riding my bike behind the mosquito truck as it sprayed bug repellant as a kid?

Yall think my chronic migraines have anything to do with me consistently seeing how long I could hold my breath riding my bike behind the mosquito truck as it sprayed bug repellant as a kid?

The latest season of Love Island UK is so funny because 98% of the time, people are fighting and lying to each other and then it’ll will hard cut over to this one couple who got together on day 1 and are just having a fun vacation at this point lounging in the sun and calling each other angel.

My hockey team has been on a bit of a losing streak this season but we just won our first game 3-2 and cheered so hard that I got this notification. 🥰 Such a fun game.

Feel free to tell Kat and I to stop streaming next time we have migraines btw bc why did we think it would end well

Btw Mike Babcock notoriously went through players phones and forced them to show the entire team what was in their phones and also made Mitch Marner, as a rookie, privately rank his teammates from most hardworking to lazy and then SHARED THE LIST WITH THE TEAM.

The Associated Press@apnews.com · last mo.

The Edmonton Oilers have hired Mike Babcock as coach.

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women

Leviticus RULED by the way. The horrors of conversion therapy and judgement of queer love. Very tense and the leads were fantastic.

diva down 😔

Zohran Mamdani, what an angel. Don’t even live in NYC but I follow his account bc MAN does it feel hopeful to see someone in a public servant position actually, joyously, helping and embracing and loving his city and its people.

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2mo ago

1,000 New Yorkers won our lottery for affordable tickets to the World Cup. Today, we celebrated in the stands for the first NY/NJ game of the tournament. The beautiful game belongs to everyone.

"We're shipping so much more code with AI!" "Good, stable code?" "Oh heavens no. No no no. not at all. We couldn't possibly"

Sue Smith@suesmith.lol · 2mo ago

"The AI engineering impact data shows that output is up. It also shows that the work required to ensure that output is safe, correct, and maintainable has not decreased. It has increased substantially." Aye, if only any of us had been saying this from day one 🤡 www.faros.ai/blog/ai-acce...

My outward love language? Learning how to make Italian hoagies at home for my sweet guy who misses New Jersey

Not sure what happened to me in the last week but I went from a tomato hater to snacking on tomatoes.

How am I supposed to not turn into a sobbing mess when she comes to me to snuggle and then looks at me like this when I take 2 seconds to do something other than pet her

Mika 💚@mika.rip · 2mo ago

You ever just look at your dog and start fucking crying like a loser bc you wish they could live forever?

You ever just look at your dog and start fucking crying like a loser bc you wish they could live forever?

Do game devs know that there are other months outside of September to launch their game in

I, for one, am so excited to know everything there is to know about Faye - the woman who loved Kratos, the God of War, so fully that he changed his entire worldview and softened and grieved her so openly and vulnerably when she died.

forgotten to take my ssri's so much this month that I don't even need to get a refill :' )

It terrifies me that statistically there is someone out there who’s favorite Chris Redfield is the one from RE Biohazard.

Saw someone say “they should make another Obsession and gender swap the roles” and….baby that is just an unstoppable lived experience for femmes. Except the male Nikki would ghost you for a week in between everything going on and tell you he’s not looking for something serious.

Friendly reminder that Brad Pitt is an abuser and there is literal documented federal evidence proving it along with the fact that ALL 6 of his children have taken Pitt out of their names and refuse to speak to him. Every time I bring it up, people are shocked because no one talks about it.

actually i kinda *do* think using genAI should be such a social faux pas that the user is marked as a pariah and no longer feels welcome in the community. "AI is bad" is no longer an abstract (it never was), my city has been under a boil water advisory for a week because of AI data centers

2am is actually the perfect time for my dog to finally get fully and loudly interested in eating the bully stick that I gave her 2 days ago that she didn’t care for at the time.

The plot just seems so interesting

Mika 💚@mika.rip · 2mo ago

Definitely gonna be watching Masters of the Universe for the plot

Definitely gonna be watching Masters of the Universe for the plot