Not close enough

I hear we’re sharing lock screens.

I'm digging the police interrogation room vibes. Handcuff me to the desk and fuck my boyfriend raw until I tell you who my accomplices are 🥵

Unassuming Local Guy@bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 22h ago

I forgot to mention that my hotel room does not simply have a cuck chair. It has a cuck CHAMBER.

Still just a boy hole 🥴

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Local news doing the really hard-hitting stories lately. Also this is like a single, one-month subscription per resident for the entire year.

Finally got to sleep around 2 am after soaking a gym shirt in water and laying it on top of myself and lying in front of the fan. Thank god it's my half day.

Cindy Lou Peeples@milheril.bsky.social · yesterday

The AC died and it’s 91 F inside the apartment 🫠

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The AC died and it’s 91 F inside the apartment 🫠

I have a meeting in 20 minutes about the stupidest, most asinine non-fucking-issue.

static.klipy.com

Job interview this Friday

static.klipy.com

What if you let me bounce on it, platonically?

This is the Mondayest fucking Monday to ever fucking Monday.

Change of plans. Going to eat a bunch of unwashed lettuce so that I get a parasite and leave behind a skinny corpse.

Cindy Lou Peeples@milheril.bsky.social · 2d ago

Being forced to type up an incident report because a badge reader went down over the weekend and I'm going to go jump off the roof because this is so fucking unserious.

Being forced to type up an incident report because a badge reader went down over the weekend and I'm going to go jump off the roof because this is so fucking unserious.

static.klipy.com

$200K in student loan debt just to learn how to set up your camera while you pretend to cry because the restaurant wouldn't comp your $400 meal in exchange for "exposure."

Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down

Sexy hump @davesalt.bsky.social #ArtisticJohn #art #ass #thong

Wordle 1,871 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1149 🟪🟦🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 Strands #883 “There's nothing like it” 🔵🔵🔵🔵 🟡🔵🔵

His first movie role! #Jimothy

“ And where were you twenty years ago? Ten years ago? Where were you when I was new? When I was one of those innocent young maidens you always come to? How dare you! How dare you come to me now, when I am this!”

There we go 😋

Cindy Lou Peeples@milheril.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s Sunday. Let’s make gravy.

Cordelia Chase always stood on business and would NEVER have let these ungrateful fucks kick Buffy out of HER OWN HOUSE.

It’s Sunday. Let’s make gravy.

RSVPing to a Sniffies pump and dump next weekend like

hogzilla 👠@douchewater.bsky.social · 3d ago

preorder hole

Palm trees are my least favorite tree. Ugly as hell, no shade, dropping shit all over the place, impossible to trim without expensive equipment, water hogs. Fuck palm trees.

Local gays when the RNC gets held in their city.

cum add yours next?

Just fucking kill me.

This looks like some porn parody of The Little Mermaid and Sebastian is about to get gang banged.

PETA@peta.org · last wk.

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside Maine Lobster Festival to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔