GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY: when a guy was like “what should we call our new energy drink” and the owner of the company said “this one goes out to all the monsterfuckers out there” and the marketing guy was like “what”

okay, look, not everyone is gonna care about this, but they ruined the "wonder building" animation when you finish a wonder. its like a slideshow instead of an actual animation, just flicking between a few levels of completion. i get its just a small thing, but that was always fun to watch.

actually… im astrid@mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h ago

playing civ 7 because it’s on free week and it’s weird so far; really different from civ 6. but it feels like a big improvement simply for the fact that it takes a couple seconds to process the ai turns instead of me waiting a full minute each time i hit “end turn”

i feel like the devs wanted to put their spin on the central concept from “humankind”

actually… im astrid@mimikyuute.bsky.social · 11h ago

playing civ 7 because it’s on free week and it’s weird so far; really different from civ 6. but it feels like a big improvement simply for the fact that it takes a couple seconds to process the ai turns instead of me waiting a full minute each time i hit “end turn”

playing civ 7 because it’s on free week and it’s weird so far; really different from civ 6. but it feels like a big improvement simply for the fact that it takes a couple seconds to process the ai turns instead of me waiting a full minute each time i hit “end turn”

can someone take my brain, roll it in corn starch and panko, fry it and put it back in my head

imagine the most self-aggrandizing man in the universe got the most melodramatic people in his life to compete with his alternate universe self. that’s the plot of marvel rivals

robot in trenchcoat is peak design don't argue with me about it please im not good at it

in the next Umamusume update they’re giving special week a gun

*screaming at my own reflection until i pass out* finally a worthy adversary

the witcher? i barely know her. haha idk if anyone has said this before but i feel like all witches have vitamin deficiency

heh, hey, have you all noticed how skip and hulk are never in the same room tog- huh? they’re in the same room right now trying to gut each other with a paring knife? sorry nevermind

sorry for being so aggressive on the timeline everyone; my nephew got me into apex legends again

*drinking so much coffee i die and go to hell* hey so what’s the coffee situation down here fellas

*trying to quote a famous poem and only remembering it vaguely* cool plums, bitch

a second plane has hit skips post

me, adjusting my grip on my massive sword as i wipe blood from the corner of my mouth: heh. been a long time since we fought side by side in the ketchup wars, old man a smoking raccoon with sephiroth hair slowly drawing the masamune: that was earlier this year you dumb bitch

smams is partnering with pizza hut for the news “smamsbox”; that’s two medium three topping pizzas with a side of two medium two topping pizzas and two two liters of medium two topping pizza; all for the bargain price of $67.67

its so annoying trying to do work while two of my internal voices are arguing about whether im a mean person or not

the best coffee ive ever had is greek coffee easily

my wife: im so sorry i know i said I didn’t want food but it smells so good can i have some 😭😭 me who already made extra knowing this could happen: 😈😈😈

adding water to your dish will increase its wetness

you’re allowed to eat tofu for breakfast

look at this neat picture i took two years ago

guy hearing about blowjobs for the first time: and what do dentists have to say about all this tomfoolery

next up, on 90-day fricassee

new game show idea: “slop or slaps”

Emma™@cockremover.bsky.social · 3d ago

if it's good, it's not slop

i wish i knew how to code a video game because i already know what I’d make first (evil oregon trail)

there’s some tonal whiplash for me in “the rogue prince of persia” because the prince is reliving the worst day of his whole life over and over and im just like “wheee yippee woo hoooo” over how fun the game is to play

watching snapcube streams has given me the vocal stim “im brave im brave im brave” whenever i need to hype myself up

this is a cute nod to previous prince of persia games. "david" is a reference to the original prince of persia and the animator's brother david, who he used pictures of to rotoscope the original prince's sprites. "tree of life" is a reference to the reboot game, and "qays and layla" is -