everything will definitely be alright ✨💗💜

I'm sorry but "gay sex is allowed" is so funny. What happens at gay orgies? Do they do checks for trans people? Do we need to do fertility checks? Is the idea that while the cishets are Going Through It the gays are just balling?? This is so funny

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social · 5h ago

i'm locked in on this film sorry to anyone else

SCREEN Act, which would have required mandatory age-verification for sites (like this) that allow "material harmful to minors" failed to pass out of committee after thousands and thousands of people called their Senators. More work ahead!

Alison Boden@alisonboden.bsky.social · 6h ago

The SCREEN Act just failed to pass in the Senate Commerce Committee! 🎉 Enormous thanks to the thousands (!!) of you who told your Senators to vote no! Your voice matters and you should feel good that you made a difference. Obviously, the fight isn't over, but this was an important victory.

put on an amateur scene and noticed that the performers drink carling and now I can't jack off to this at all.

Oh, one of these I can actually do.

Mo 🌸📚@moplayspoke.bsky.social · 2d ago

1 like = 1 book question 📚💙

Daily affirmation: people do not regard me as a weird little insect just because they don't want to have sex with me.

been watching some ranma

If Evil Dead needs to be franchised like all other horror properties, then using it as an avenue in which Sam Raimi can give money to promising indie horror filmmakers to make their own take on the Evil Dead formula is probably the best way to do it

some old puma sisters(+leona) art bcs of the gits cameo

Jealousy is an emotion I've never been able to process. Every path is no-win. It's like pulling barbs from my skin.

I think I'd rather people hate me for looking at them than not care. I'd rather my desire cause distress rather than not matter. I want to exist instead of being politely overlooked.

And there will be soft rains Summer, sultry in her daze drips sweat from her beer can Dipping leaves bow to birds and cats and pizza deliverywomen Streetlights sizzle wet cones on wet heads: dunce, no umbrella Inside, limbs tangle together, down-soft and lazing Let the rain carry you to dream land

Today I learned about The Hypnosis Man and his connection to the British guy who eats a full English and then says bhosch.

Timeline preview 🤔 OH!

There are two sides of this - the injustice of many worthy disciplines being devalued and the narrative that teaching and social work is paid less simply because it is worthless; but also, the irony of a bunch of evangelicals now having to pay out of pocket for their religious studies degrees.

The New Republic@newrepublic.com · 2d ago

President Trump is banning students majoring in degrees that don’t make enough money from taking out college loans. Degrees for social work, art, religious studies, teaching aides, and music will be hit the hardest. trib.al/aaAEu6v

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Oh, I'm jealous. What... what am I supposed to do with that? Bad idea to tear up my life for me. Bad idea to repress it. Damn slippery life.

I think I'd rather people hate me for looking at them than not care. I'd rather my desire cause distress rather than not matter. I want to exist instead of being politely overlooked.

Lowkey how it feels sometimes

no future ✌️

final frantasy 7

Great. I just need to be shot in the head by a grizzled bisexual grandma every week for the rest of my life.

Switch, Fated Zombie Fuckdoll@switch-is.online · 3d ago

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QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky that's right the 5 minute shitpost is the most popular post by a country mile!

Hypnotized to believe that your body has turned to stone and that the toy I'm hammering into your cunt is cracking you down the middle, the fracture winding up your midsection and threatening to break your brain.

"We want to protect REAL women from subversive imposters, which is why we need to collect intensive biometrics on them starting as young as possible. "Incidentally, we're real, real concerned with white fertility rates."

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 2d ago

An initiative on the ballot in Washington state in November would require all athletes seeking to play girl's sports from kindergarten to high school to undergo "genetic screening, a testosterone-levels test, or an examination of their reproductive anatomy" before they can play

I have a bunch of cool patches now and I need to pick a garment to attach them to.