MiracleMoan

@miraclemoan.bsky.social

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Anyone remember playing Lagoon on the SNES? 🎮 I got reminded of it by a BlueSky post about Ys and how the sword reach is pretty short. 🗡️ Same goes for Lagoon, really. It takes a while to get used to the toothpick mechanics, but can be learned! 😆 I felt really good about beating it, it wasn't easy. 😤

Does it seem like a good idea? Heck no. 🙅‍♀️ Let's do it anyway! 😝 Ship me with a fictional character, and feel free to provide as much or as little context as you'd like. No holds barred. 😏 Definitely include a picture, though. 👀 Oh, and I'm bisexual, leaning towards bishoujo, but bishounen okay. 🏳️‍🌈

Social Media activity prompt:

"If you're bored, post this on your account and let your followers ship you with a fictional character."

Thanks Windows, very cool. 👍 "Microsoft Windows is not responding. Do you want to terminate this process?" 🥸 "Windows Explorer system error, type: Unknown (but hard 🍆)" 😶‍🌫️ It's a good thing I already interacted with the swear accountant bot before this happened, or it would fuck with the results. 😝

Error message on Windows 11 (in Deutsch / German)

"Microsoft Windows
Die Anwendung reagiert nicht. Das Programm reagiert möglicherweise wieder, wenn Sie warten.

Möchten Sie diesen Prozess beenden?

Prozess beenden / Abbrechen"Error message on Windows 11

"Programmumschaltung: explorer.exe - Systemfehler

Exception Processing Message 0xc0000005 - Unexpected parameters

OK"Error message on Windows 11

"explorer.exe - Systemfehler

Unknown Hard Error

OK"

Well...everyone's getting curious about this now, so why not make the bot do its thing? 😆 Am I in trouble, @profanity.accountant? 🥺 (It automatically scans my past messages exclusively for words and word combinations listed in its swear database, to tell me my top swears and total number of hits.)

If I heated up some lasagna for myself right after midnight, would that not be scandalous? 😏 Buuut my dinner plans fell flat, and the nightly breeze feels good on my skin, making for an opportunity to eat while watching vids. Besides, I think I deserve this lasagna. 👀 I'm going to indulge in it~ 🫠

Another game on Steam that's free for a limited time! 🎮 Breathedge: Survive in Outer Space 🧑‍🚀 I personally don't know this one, but sometimes these giveaways have helped me to find something interesting that I would otherwise have probably missed. 🛍️ store.steampowered.com/app/738520/B...

Save 100% on Breathedge on Steam

Survive in outer space! Together with your immortal chicken, discover the truth behind your sudden spaceship crash. Craft tools, pilot vehicles, and even control space stations to survive and explore ...

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This is great! 😆 Usually not a big meme connoisseur, but this one has general appeal, especially to Resident Evil players. ☣️🧟 Notwithstanding the "preying mantis" instead of "praying mantis". 🦗🧐 Saw it in BlueSky thread comments and took the liberty of finding it in higher-rez and adding alt text.

An opened notebook (bottom of the image) on an empty, black background. There is white text above, detailing what the main character can read inside. It is presumably from the Resident Evil franchise, though the text is not from canon but rather a fan-created meme.

Manually transcribed:

Every Resident Evil scientist memo

Page 1:

"I cross-bred a silverback gorilla with a preying mantis then gave it AK-47s for arms. Bob has been poking it with a stick non-stop for 80 hours now. Hopefully it doesn't escape."

Page 2:

"It escaped."

This seems kinda precarious? 😅 But then again, she's probably very good at chilling in the sea. 🧜‍♀️ Practice makes perfect and all. 😎 There's a whole genre of drawings depicting ships in the presence of giant mermaids, isn't there? Clearly a fascinating subject. What're your thoughts? 🐚 Art by Kkasi

GIVEAWAY ALERT ⚔️ REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a copy of Fire Emblem 30th Anniversary Edition for Nintendo Switch! Short print, rare, hard to find... Yours to Win! 1/2

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I'm passing along that Moonlighter is currently free on Steam, but only for a limited time. 🎁 store.steampowered.com/app/606150/M... It's to celebrate the announcement of the upcoming Moonlighter 2 full launch. 🎉 Do y'all think it's likely to come to GOG as well? I hope it does, cause I want it. 🙏

Save 100% on Moonlighter on Steam

Moonlighter is an Action RPG with rogue-lite elements that demonstrates two sides of the coin – revealing everyday routines of Will, an adventurous shopkeeper that secretly dreams of becoming a hero.

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Well, this is it. 🏆 This is the highest score I'll ever attain in Look Outside, cause I've optimized the heck out of this run and am too fond of it to start over fresh...also, fatigue setting in. 😮‍💨 I'm rated Triple-X (XXX). ✌️😎 Did I say rated? I meant ranked. 🫣 35850 points, after being tripled. 🎊

Look Outside (PC, GOG) screen shot.
Showing the highscore you achieved after the ending and credits roll.

Game Mode: Hard - Multiplier 3x
Final Score: 35850
Your Rating: XXX

A few special weapons in Look Outside cannot be repaired with duct tape, unlike every other weapon. 🩹 They turn into a different variant after getting sufficiently damaged, and that variant can then be repaired, but you're not getting the unique one back. 🙁 Good to know, gotta plan accordingly. 🗒️✍️

YYYEEEEESSSSSSS!! 🙌 I won't go into detail on what these screenshots mean, to avoid them being spoilers, but take my word for it: What preceded them was a challenge of hellish difficulty. 😵‍💫 (Would be neat to have a Spoiler label that initially blurs or hides images so viewers can choose to unhide.)

Dialogue box featuring an ominous, wide-open eye.
"...thou art... far stronger than my previous reckoning."Dialogue box featuring an ominous, wide-open eye.
"How strange a Human thou dost prove... tender in thy mercy, yet mighty in thy force."Dialogue box featuring an ominous, wide-open eye.
"I did hold thee in false measure, I admit. I held thee but a hapless thrall of fate, a mere bystander. Yet thou art far otherwise."Dialogue box featuring an ominous, wide-open eye.
"Perchance thou dost indeed possess the strength after all. How curious. I am much relieved."

All of my main party members are at their maximum experience levels now, and there are still a few days left to go before it's over. ⚔️ #LookOutside In fact, I have been hyper focused on optimizing each and every day spent. 📑 I WILL succeed and I WILL get an awesome score and rank! Mark my words. 😤