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#Philly is a unique kinda place. Just overheard a conversation at lunch between two adorable old couples for their birthdays; one asked the other of they're a local and three other replied "no, I've only lived here for 25 years so I know the area, but I'm not a local."

In Latvia to finalize my visa application! 😊😊😊 Just realized my (literally) ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ hotel with breakfast and spa access costs less per day than a month of rent in the US. That's in a country with good public transit, stable economic development, great infrastructure, and universal healthcare!

"amazon echo users will no longer have the option to process their alexa voice recordings locally, which means those recordings (with the exception of certain alexa features like wake word detection) will be sent to the company’s cloud." fucking yikes bro that's a big fucking yikes

Amazon’s Echo is ending its 'Do Not Send Voice Recordings' feature, starting March 28 | TechCrunch

Amazon Echo users will no longer have the option to process their Alexa voice recordings locally, which means those recordings (with the exception of

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Whelp: it finally happened. #Instagram #banned me for speaking truth to power. Haven't even posted anything sexy there in ages so it was definitely a mass reporting campaign or intentional #censorship. Hoping for the dispute to find best but they don't even tell you what the accusations were so?

I'll be doing a Q&A video today about yesterday's attacks on Russia. Post your questions below!

Fun fact: San Francisco is farther from Puerto Rico than New York is from Spain! If you're East of the Mississippi or North of the Mason-Dixon line you're no farther from a lot of Europe than the distances between many US cities!

Just realized that as I move to Spain (Canaries) I'll be as close to Philly as I would if I moved to Anchorage. Spheres are cool! 😊

Don't even pirate it.

onion person@junlper.beer · last yr.

if you care about trans people, do not watch the new jk rowling show. don’t even hate watch it or you will be funding this new intentionally transphobic organization. we cannot allow hateful people take away more of our rights

Don't tell the #crunchy Nazis but our food is contaminated with so many hydrocarbons, alkaloids, hydrocarbon salts, volatile organic compounds, oxidants, chlorine salts, benzylic compounds, and phenols that it's almost all you can smell or taste anymore!

june is filling up like CRAZY with such fun sessions - i love it here 🖤

Since a TON of my contacts here travel through the US border I wanted to share the new recommended travel precautions for handling border checkpoints: www.forbes.com/sites/mariag... youtu.be/kK7YUFlRSVg?...

Even Business Travellers Are Scared Of Trump's America

YouTube video by Mallen Baker

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The irony is a LOT of this isn't even Tesla boycotts. It's just had so much bad press and absolutely atrocious failures nobody wants them. It's not even legal to drive in NY anymore because it's so dangerous to pedestrians and so likely to fall apart no NY insurer will touch it!

Patioboater@patioboater.bsky.social · last yr.

A visit to the Elephant Graveyard of West Bloomfield, Michigan: unsold Cybertrucks piling up in the parking lot of a closed Bed, Bath, & Beyond about a mile south of the Tesla dealer. May 30, 2025. #Tesla #Michigan #cybertruck

All these #conservative #Christians are so eager to enforce the only two #Bible laws about #gender & clothes, & say nothing about rules on: Not owning land Not buying it selling land for life Not allowing inheritance of land Requiring #wages to be #paid the day earned Barring unfit work conditions

Fun fact, the clock on your microwave probably uses more energy than the amount it uses to hear your food.

Boobs still looking fantastic! Ya know what's funny. Most liability #insurance policies added exemption clauses for domestic #terrorism after 9/11. When the Tesla arsons were ordinary #protest #vandalism #Tesla would have had that covered by insurance easily. Now they're not covered.

“The government should not have a record of what sex toys we buy. This isn't just a frivolous concern... We are literally going back in time with this law." — @hallielieberman.bsky.social

Sam Cole@samleecole.bsky.social · last yr.

texas is trying to make selling sex toys safely and privately online a criminal offense. this is worth paying attention to: www.404media.co/texas-sex-to...

It's a good boob day ☺️☺️☺️ Fun fact: nearly all US interstate bridges use pre-stressed concrete beams so if the steel that's under tension inside the beams is severed the whole bridge needs to be torn down and rebuilt. Even if it looks fine, the beam won't hold a load anymore and could collapse.

Considering pursuing a PhD from Megatrend University in androgenic bovine intestinal excreta.

Today is a good day to remember #irish history: - #England conducted a #genocide against the Irish for centuries. - Irish was only recognized by #Parliament in 2022 - Schools were required to learn in #English since 1537 - Irish culture was deemed "savage" and "to be eliminated" by law in 1833

So the OPR email inbox for the government-wide email list is public... It's: HR@OPM.hov They begged people not to send attachments or anything classified to it. And they refuse to say what servers it uses. But like... Anyone can just email it nebula.tv/videos/legal...

LegalEagle — The Lawsuit that Foiled the Five Things Email

The Purge isn't working.

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nebula.tv/videos/tldrn... So the "Blue Labor" movement is a Nationalist movement that's dedicated to bringing socialism to the "Real" Brits and imposing strict moral conservatism on sexuality, religion, gender roles, and family structures. So a "National" sort of "Socialism" if you will... Yay...

TLDR News UK — The ‘Blue Labour’ Revival Explained

In this video, we’ll explain the concept of Blue Labour, why it’s being revived, and crucially, whether it can compete with Reform.

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Fun fact: A modern desktop CPU is about 1000× more powerful than the Deep Blue Supercomputer from the 1980s.

Remember: if you're part of an insurgent resistance the goal is to cost the occupying power unsustainable expenses to hold your territory. Don't demolish bridges, cripple them so the enemy has to demolish them before they can be rebuilt. It costs them more time and money that way.

Choosing what social media to market on is like choosing between Adolf, Stalin, Mao, Pol-Pot, and Jackson. They're all tyrannical genocidal despots but trying to figure out which is the least evil at the moment is a real challenge.

Also: Would love to organize a fun game of kinky Hide & Seek across Philly and/or New York for content share and SFW marketing if anyone is interested. Based on "Jet Lag: The Game." If all goes well I'll be able to start pré-production by late March/Early April! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jet_Lag...

Feeling super cute today! Also still amazed Musk gets any credit for anything SpaceX does when all he did was hire a bunch of NASA engineers who were laid off as the shuttle project was ending as though they couldn't do all of the same stuff for less with a few billion from the government.

Maybe I should do a Daria cosplay 😐

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Aphrodite Adams - the Deepthroat Duchess@aphroditeadams.bsky.social · 2y ago

I wish my butt was getting touched

Hard at work, hot & sweaty, and looking so cute!