New meme format just dropped Someone clever than me should do something with this
Mrs. Fibuli
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Interesting that they chose these two and not Eisenhower "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
Stolen valor from Mr. Bone Spurs. An insult to every man and woman who has worn the uniform.
I shouldn't read any more of the Miller story. I'm so heartbroken for that little girl. Best case scenario is she never sees her dad again & doesn't remember what he did to her. But her whole life there will always be a public record of her abuse and the people in power who protected her abuser.
To me the comment about fiction is incredibly revealing. AI people fundamentally don't (or can't) understand creativity. If you think telling stories is just about putting some words in the right order then I question your humanity and I'm not surprised you've chosen to join the computers.
Presumably in response to your benefit-of-the-doubt response, since it was posted immediately afterwards
It's actually impressive how quickly centrists are willing to embrace transphobia and islamaphobia, almost like they were like this the whole time
In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname
this is the funniest exchange I've ever seen on this app
What was the reason for your divorce? He went to the store and didn't bring me back a little treat I didn't ask for.
Somehow there's no statement that better reflects the current political milieu than "I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room and nobody would know."
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
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What you get when you privatize space exploration:
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Saw people praising Carnegie for being a good millionaire (relatively). While he was a philanthropist, he also massively underpaid workers & instead spent their money on charities for them out of the paternalistic belief that the poors couldn't be trusted with money. There are no good millionaires.
we need a strong republican party and a bipartisan MAHA movement and common sense trans sports bans and a bailout for havana syndrome victims. we need a big tent democratic party that includes war criminals and the lady at the the wellness store trying to get your mom off chemo
Foucault rhymes with osso buco if you're looking to write some sick song lyrics
These people literally do not have brains. Of course they don't want to give up AI. Four years ago they must have been eating paint, tying their shoes together, and trying to force the square block through the circular hole.
I don’t like that there’s starting to be falls alright?
Just once I want to see an ad for a pregnancy test where the lady doesn't get the result she was hoping for at the end. Give me some drama!
I don't know, sometimes it's like no one even cares that there's a difference between 'less' and 'fewer' and that I know what it is
Anytime I see a completely restored vintage car driving around I think "Wow, that's so cool but I bet the person driving it is an obnoxious asshole." Well, one just cut around me at red light so I guess I'm right.
My daughter has been saying "Haha so funny!" lately and I just figured out she says it exactly like Ms. Rachel.
I met a girl named Khaleesi at the dollar store today. She was maybe 10-11. I don't know where that would put her birth in terms of the story but it was definitely before the last season.
Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...
An Apology for A Growing Threat briefing, published on 8 July 2026
Amnesty International UK has made a public apology for the publication of the briefing “A growing threat: the anti-rights movement in the UK”. Click here to read it in full.
amnesty.org.uk