Had to pivot from The Anthem but got tickets to the Columbus, OH show which will be fun because it's @vinnycrackers.bsky.social's home turf! ✋⚠️🤚
I have two phones going for the Angine de Poitrine presale at The Anthem and as soon as I get to the office I’m signing on on my computer too. I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY QUEBECOIS ALIEN PRINCES
I have two phones going for the Angine de Poitrine presale at The Anthem and as soon as I get to the office I’m signing on on my computer too. I WILL NOT BE DENIED MY QUEBECOIS ALIEN PRINCES
American Beauty: I Will Sell This House Today
Alt: American Beauty: I Will Sell This House Today
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I hate @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Halloween. What do you mean your cat's costume is "Connor who got stuck in an urn?"
I took a redeye home from Phoenix and I got about 25 minutes of sleep. I’M TIRED
every seat is full at this Monday night 5:45 pm screening of You Can See Everything Nathan Fielder the man you are
2-K neighborhoods or places Lil Kim shouts out in Lighters Up?
The rumors are true. Coming soon to a neighborhood near you...12,000 2-K seats!
I saw Ken Russell's The Devils last night and I really need to talk about it!! (I'm in Arizona this week, and in odd coincidence, my parents saw it 50 years ago in Arizona too)
for the next five minutes I have always been a devoted BYU Cougs fan
Tonight in Provo, it’s the Weird About Sex Bowl, sponsored by Bluechew
I have the national civics bee (with Jerry O’Connell hosting?!!!) on in the background while I make soup. I may as well be listening to ✨🎵Washed FM🎵✨
the "IT guy with a gun to shoot his printer" meme becomes more real every day.
Anthropic warns AI could 'self-replicate' across smart home devices, become ‘challenging’ to shut down
Is Kalen DeBoer OK? This is not a rhetorical question, is that man all right?
This is a dream scenario for Air Disasters stans everywhere (I mean it's terrible for the pilot and all the other souls on board but Air Ds hive lives for this shit)
Passenger says he pulled FlyDubai plane out of its dive after struggle with suicidal pilot: "I watch Air Crash Investigation" (BBC News)
love too see the cowboys snatch defeat from the jaws of victory
Too cheap to pay for the WatchAFL app, too square to 🏴☠️ a stream, just annoying enough to lay on the couch and sulk because I can’t watch Kylie’s AFL Grand Final performance live
You need to stay alert at the plate otherwise you'll end up WITH TAPE ALL OVER YOUR FACE
Pic I just took of Alex Bregman arriving at Wrigley this morning. Note tape on side of face.
time is a flat circle, baby
FBI issued a thinly-sourced security alert warning "a small group of women" might be creating fake "tradwife" dating profiles to ensnare and embarrass ICE agents, as revealed in intel docs we obtained & shared w/ @samtlevin.bsky.social / @us.theguardian.com. #FOIA www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Love too pay $7 for a single 12 oz can of Topo Chico lime at a conference
I will kiss on the mouth anyone who gives me the password for the HubSpot Unbound WiFi network
If you need me next April you can find me in Southern California