Jasmine
@missjasmine.bsky.social
Side Eye Jedi Master. TLC reality TV escapist. Daily victim of autocorrect. https://benable.com/jasminegabrielle In general- I’m a work of art and you’re lucky to have me.
I hate everyone this episode of #LastResort #90DayFiance Patrick- watching this makes me wonder how much his trauma around divorce/ money is causing him to instigate drama with Thais Russ- has been whoa is me since they left the Midwest.
So Josh married Candice when she was 18 and he was 24… so they got together at 17/23? 16/22? 15/21? Not a big deal now, but adds confirmation to Josh’s ick level #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance
I’m so worried for Armando, but I’m trying not to go stalk his page!!! #90DayDiaries #90DayFiance
GIRL! None of us trust your decision making here. #90DayFiance
Mido should stay in New Orleans to act if he’s serious about getting into something. He can get credits and contacts there that parlay into bigger markets. #90DayFiance
Catie and Josh are the epitome of a kid for every pot because…. Yeah- I love that for them #90DayFiance
Single arm hug? From your man? #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll
I used to think Colt was aggressive to offset his bs. It gets clearer and clearer that this is to secure his next paycheck to supplement his hobosexuality. #90DayFiance #90DayFianceTheSingleLife #TellAll
Oh and I FORGOT about the MAGA chick that’s conveniently not mentioning to her Muslim fiancée that her friends are raging racists. What could go wrong? #90DayFiance
That’s his approval from the interview with his BFFs interview to come for your BFF?!? Then immediate denial on a legitimate form? Then a lifetime ban? Then we jump to spousal visa because the ban was suddenly lifted for that? Yeah, girl. I’m sure there’s no way he’s a scamming #90DayFiance
Man Falls, Creates Hilarious Table Mess
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I’m not saying god didn’t tell Aisha what song was going to be the radio… I’m just sayin that it being NSync in the 00s is hella convienient #90DayFiance
No way I’ve been cheating with Angie! So after I cheated with Angie… #90DayFiance
Rick James Laughing Heartily
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Oh wow. Care and Josh is an EXCEPTIONALLY furry train wreck waiting to happen. Every scene is a new car of the train combusting #90DayFiance
Metro En Llamas: Subway Train on Fire
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You’ve been creeping with the 2nd ex wife- who the daughter from the first ex wife that’s pre-emptively hating on the presumed 3rd wife hates- in a small town with a Facebook gossip culture? Oh. I’m sure it will be fine. #90DayFiance
Tanisha T Long Says "Oh Okay Alright"
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Compulsive making out when drunk? That’s torpedoed multiple relationships? Wow- no red flags this season at all!! #90DayFiance
So we’re getting engaged before we know about life threatening allergies and purchasing beach houses before we have long term agreement about trust & jealousy? #90DayFiance #SingleLife
Uh-kay Sarcastic Reaction
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Maybe not 18 sprays of the pheromone spray, Gino? I feel like he’s got to smell SO overwhelming #90DayFiance #SingleLife
I do not understand how Colt has cheated on so many women. In all these years we haven’t see one redeeming quality about him. #90DayFiance #SingleLife
And we are FINALLY addressing Emma’s wig #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
I just want to know when we are going to get the drip that Rick has the Colombian girl pregnant the entire time. I just know that’s coming. I’ve been waiting for it for weeks! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
Josh with the chips is SENDING ME 💀💀 #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
Elise is ew as always. That woman is so cringe. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
Tell all time!!! They have added more places for drama to occur and I’m here for it! #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
Two hours out of kiddos birthday party. I don’t think she will leave her play room voluntarily for months. She freely cleaned and picked out what to donate to another kid to make room for her new toys in under 10 mins. This NEVER happens.
Sitting next to an older woman during poll worker training… she was lamenting on how she has never met her grandkids who are a similar age to my daughter. 😒 She’s been estranged from her son for 16 years 😒 She active in “the party” 😒 Gee. I wonder why. Weird.
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face while wearing ear buds .
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Second to last episode of Before the 90 Days. Who am I rooting for? Forrest & Sheena Everyone else? Thoughts and prayers for your relationship and may the therapy guides be kind to the victims of the attention whores. #90DayFiance #Beforethe90Days
Did I just end a meeting with a non-profit “I will see you next Tuesday.” and have to ignore 80% of the call (myself included) caught it and had to stifle the giggle like children? Yup. 🤦🏽♀️
Idk if I have watched too much #pawpatrol or not enough because I know Rubble was an orphan when Ryder and Chase found him, but I also know he has an entire spin off with his extended family. How did he get a family?!
Elise need therapy so damn much. She making shit up when she’s staring at Josh’s forehead during deep counsel. Rick needs to admit he is relying on lies to stay with Trish. Forrest should stay with Sheena. Josh and Chris need to cut the cord. #90DayFiance #TheOtherWay