Tessera

Never been a more embarrassing time to be a USPS employee.

onion person @junlper.beer · last mo.

Honestly, let’s just wrap this up. We had a good run. Let’s give the raccoons a shot.

i can’t believe trump said this

¡Juego 7! www.bsnpr.com/partidos/552...

I still demand Daniel Radcliffe be casted as the next Wolverine.

“All right folks, welcome to Crypto(.)com Arena! Now, let’s hear it for the your home town heroes, the Disney-MAGA Lakers!!”

🗣️ DOM PÉRINGNON LADY GAGA, LENTES EN LA CARA! TUSI LAVADA! 🎶

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo ago

Stroke wasn’t stro— … lemme stop.

John Fetterman on Hannity's show repeatedly calls Mamdani a "clown" and says, "you can't say Netanyahu isn't welcome in New York anymore than I could say, 'mayor, you're not welcome in Pennsylvania. So sit down. You know you're a clown."

Really hoping the guy that wants to leave the team isn’t only one that scores today. #NYCFC

Fuck Fernández Fuck Messi’s cry baby ass Fuck Scaloni Fuck the entire Argentine National team. Bunch of sour ass sore losers. Classless dickheads.

I regret nothing except everything.

I got a shitty Fidel Castro situation going on with my facial hair currently, and I think it’s time I switch it up to something equally upsetting. Maybe a curly mustache. I think I’m too old to be called a hipster.

Creighton ⚒️@creightonote.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Driving through the part of the state where people have shmoney has me fully entrenched in hater mode.

𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲@magnets.eurosky.social · 3mo ago

england score within 15 minutes, sit back, lose 2-1 with an 87th minute goal is a very credible scenario

Robinson Meyer @robinsonmeyer.bsky.social · 3mo ago

“Coño, esta bebé podría joderme la mierda en los próximos veinte años.”

england and france in the third place match… we call that the 20th century

Anyway, I hope Argentina loses.

Invented the sport and can’t even win a second World Cup.

Omniman Invincible Pathetic Meme

ALT: Omniman Invincible Pathetic Meme

static.klipy.com

AND BEANS AND TOAST IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! #WorldCup

La única vez que apoyo a Argentina, y la están cagando a lo bestia.

The Independent@the-independent.com · 3mo ago

The Simpsons Mr Burns

ALT: The Simpsons Mr Burns

static.klipy.com

Argentina and England fans boo each other’s national anthems amid Falklands tensions

Once again, fuck Harry Kane.

… Susan Sarandon still — lemme stop.

It’s only 12:30pm. It smells like burning.

I’m still a fan of Mbappé, regardless of what happens.

¿Voy a tener que comprarme una camiseta de Marc Cucurella?