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@mitch9cumstein.bsky.social

putting the foil on every game. harm me with harmony. ain’t nobody messin’ with you but you. spiral out, keep going. cannonball it.

My wife has finally smartened up & started buying two sets of Halloween candy. The real hidden bag of Halloween candy that we will give out to kids on Saturday & then an extra set of Halloween candy that is easily accessible for me to eat so the real set of candy is left untouched before the 31st.

::announcing in Kevin McCallister voice while my wife is out for the night and kids already asleep:: “Guys, I’m getting high and watching spooky movies you’d better come out and stop me!”