One of my favorite signs from our weekly protest here in Montague, MI.

Jeanine Pirro has been summoned to the White House, per MS Now.

Only 3 more days until Mitch McConnel is declared dead.

Criminal misuse of charity funds is a Trump family speciality

So how far into August will Republicans finally announce that Mitch McConnell is dead? My over/under is August 12.

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes. Granted, I was using an Ouija board, but still…

His enablers? REPUBLICANS.

Local air quality has improved from “Will kill you in short order,” to “Will still kill you, but will take longer.”

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TRUTH! I wish everyone would read this.

My dentist’s office just sent me a message: “Mitch, prepare for your appointment.” So…I should what? Gird my loins? Floss? Gargle? This feels far too serious.

“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the body of Mitch McConnell”

I sang karaoke with Mitch McConnell this morning. The Sr. Senator from KY. He was really off key. We sang for just shy of 20 minutes…we sang some KE$HA, TAYLOR SWIFT, and even a little bit of old school HALL & OATES. I told him I see dead people and we were the only two in the room.

Amen!

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 4w ago

Maybe we could just get a photo of Mitch holding a newspaper with today’s date on it.

My wife trying her hand at oil pastels.

Good news! Trump has signed Enrico Palazzo to perform at his Great American State Fair.

I wish I was a comedian, so that when an angry drunk confronted me in a bar and said, “What are you, some kinda comedian!?” I could say, “Yes, in fact, I am!” and totally defuse the situation.

'We were always at war with algae'

Ran into my first Trumper (what he called himself) in the wild today. White guy, mid-60s. We each had Aussies at the dog park. He recited all the greatest hits: Vaccines are dangerous, 2020 was rigged, we’re about to enter a “golden age.” He checked every box.

If you can’t post anything nice about Donald Trump, come and post right here next to me.

If one more Democrat ‘humbly’ asks for money, I will humbly tell them to go fuck themselves.

NY Knicks win their first NBA championship in 53 years. The last time they won was in 1973. 👇

My dad: “They’re not laughing WITH you, they’re laughing AT you.” Me, a circus clown: “Umm…”

Just killing time until time kills me.

Trump is not going to make millionaires out of the rioters. No way in hell will he part with millions. My over/under is $10k each. Just watch.