We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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It wasn't a resolution—it was the annual outcome document In the official explanation of its vote, the US objected to: • The specific language used for gender identity. • Terminology regarding reproductive health rights (arguing it could be interpreted as creating an international right to abortion)
Wow! Vivek Ramaswamy’s first public appearance today did NOT go well. The asshole deserves this… and more like it.
And he thinks we trust him to control the air supply on Mars? Remember Total Recall when the air was poisoned? Yep, that’s Elon
Democrats vs. Republicans in a nutshell. This absolutely nails it.
The cervical punch biopsy and colposcopy was easily the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life.
Yuuuuuup…
He needs to be replaced as minority speaker. He doesn’t have Democrats best interests nor winning strategies in mind. Democrats don’t really like rolling over and pretending nothing happened. #Pelosiwaswrong
It makes no sense.
Literally The Quiet Part Out Loud
Dr. Ben Carson on the importance of childhood nutrition: “[It] comes all the way back to our national defense. Because if we have healthy people, we’re going to have much more capable people of defending ourselves. Think about that.”
But is her office confirming it? Looking at u, Mitch 👀
Former U.S. Sen. Nancy Kassebaum Baker of Kansas has died.
Kamala Harris Reacts
ALT: Kamala Harris Reacts
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"In Florida in particular, a lot of Hispanic voters who did vote for Trump in '24 are now watching their friends, family members, & employees be deported, and that doesn’t strike them as a golden age. They've gone back to their historic voter tendencies. They’re not here for the Stephen Miller show"
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David Ellison Says He’ll Pull Paramount Out of California Starting Oct. 1 if States Refuse to Negotiate Settlement in Antitrust Suit
David Ellison is prepared to start moving Paramount out of California as soon as Oct. 1 unless the state's attorney general, Rob Bonta, agrees to settlement talks in the antitrust case seeking to bloc...
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The catering cart memes are doing me in ☠️😭 Please add any I missed in the replies. We need this laugh.
Are we still asking for proof of life re: Mitch McConnell or…?
Turtle Swimming in a Container
ALT: Turtle Swimming in a Container
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A caucus of violent, drunk ex-husbands controls three branches of government and both chambers of Congress.
Rep. Max Miller: "My former wife has claimed that during a custody exchange at my home that day, I assaulted her…If I had assaulted her, would she have offered to cook me dinner six days later?"
Donald Trump is suffering from dementia. Someone needs to step in before it's too late.
Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"
Anyone else expect to hear B.O.B. By OutKast when Ordinary by Alex Warren starts??
Once Democrats do win back power in Washington, we must not think our job is to restore a broken prior status quo. Here's what should come next:
When you go to the gas station this week, just remember that Trump and Hegseth are having a great time with the war. Big joke.