wanna play baseball together i'll be the baseball,,

image of cat with serious stare at camera and caption reading "address me"

my bf has never worn deodorant in his entire life

reply to this post with a verbatim copy of another user's bio

when you see "© mkwcat" it means that i myself am copyrighted

it has become relevant yet again:

mkwcat@mkw.cat · 2mo ago

despite the amount of people i know who've refused to better themselves, i truly believe nobody is a lost cause. just don't try to fraud your way to forgiveness; don't pretend to feel bad; don't use manipulation. i will accept anyone who shows genuine remorse and desire to change

there is no easter bunny there is no tooth fairy and... youtu.be/xbM48Q0yVfM

There Is No Wrong Way To Be Trans

YouTube video by Melody Nosurname

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also apparently cleanrip names files like this now (also file timestamped Tomorrow what the cup)

They're forcing me to reinvent the wheel because the first time they invented the wheel they locked it behind closed doors and also built it for Microsoft Fucking Windows

a couple months ago i bought a bunch of wii games while thrifting and just now decided that, since i'm going out of state soon, i should actually sit down and dump all of these. the stuff i dumped isn't noteworthy at all but the amount of hurdles i had to work through to get this done is comical...

if you're ever overwhelmed just msg me and i can underwhelm you with my response

- how bouncy? - about ye bouncy 🤏

mkwcat@mkw.cat · 3mo ago

creators can still "clip" their own content but it just spits it out as a regular video. this is my attempt at using it: youtu.be/FIstorarIyg

i apologize to anyone trying to text me because i literally slept for 20 hours

the official mkwcat grocery list: - splatoon raiders nintendo switch 2 - chocolate milk 1 gallon - fruity pebbles (lucky charms if feeling lucky) cereal - silly snake toy for the cat - please pick up my prescription trevor - real ketchup & mustard this time - please just call me and i will tell you

like this post if you are a cat developer

retro rewind leaks

HI Friend✨amazing 🌈LOVEYOU🤍💕Please follow me😀 Let's play with Chiitan💐

hiiii @chiitan.love should i follow you

there's something i really admire about asexual people. you're so comforting to be around.. i wanna be like you...

my main gripe with retro rewind is more so the sheer incompetence of the people who maintain it, especially on security. ive had to argue with them on multiple occasions to do simple things like not store sensitive user data and restart the server to fix a major security vulnerability

famous for being okay

always looking for new clients btw. business is slow these days (june was the season) and work can get kinda lonely and boring

wait you can save a draft with media in it. Omg FINALLY i have a way to store all my Private Media!!!!! . . .it's probably local nvm

click Yes click Yes click Yes click Yes!!!!!!

like this post if you experience gender dysphoria

kids in 1956 must have been so excited on december 34st

at this point i should be setting reminders to shut up every once in a while

"fuck it we ball" is such a powerful phrase and im surprised ive never seen another one like it

hey chat is it a bad sign that the angel and devil on my shoulders are in agreement with each other

birthday. 21.