All my head hairs are about 1 3/4 inch long and it is like they have a meeting daily to determine whether they want to all stand straight up or lie down flat.

I had a dream someone was mad at me for filling out a form incorrectly.

I keep seeing this video “hack” where you use a “purse hanger” to hang a party banner and I cannot get past the idea that a purse hanger exists. Purses go on the goddamn counter.

Why won’t the BCBS provider search engine accept and understand “one of those online dealies where it tells me how much protein to eat” as a search term

Iceberg Artisan (she/her)@mocena.bsky.social · 2d ago

Apparently the one I found doesn’t take my insurance so now I am mad for a different reason.

In 7th grade, a group came through and told us that if we listened to Insane in the Membrane, we would be putting ourselves at risk for actual insanity and we should listen to music with a better mesaage.

Andrew Male@andrewmale.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: A neighbour of one of the teachers gave us a five-minute lecture about kwashiorkor which involved him reciting a list of his favourite words (yes, ‘kwashiorkor’ was one of them). Included the unforgettable phrase, “Diarrhoea, another beautiful word.”

Apparently the one I found doesn’t take my insurance so now I am mad for a different reason.

Iceberg Artisan (she/her)@mocena.bsky.social · 2d ago

I’m already mad that this person is telling me what to do and we have not met yet.

I just saw a video about this performance and he apparently created the character from scratch and thought it possible he would get fired for doing it like this. King shit.

Iceberg Artisan (she/her)@mocena.bsky.social · last yr.

We are watching Men in Black and it really begs the question, has anyone had more fun in a movie than Vincent D’Onofrio had in this movie?

I don’t have Pathological Demand Avoidance but on the other hand, I just signed up for a dietician on the recommendation of my PCP and my God, just the act of signing up has made me want to eat a cheeseburger.

remembering this untouchable pair of comments

Catbus@catbus.phd · 3y ago

pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life

I saw my bestie briefly yesterday and BOY have I gotten bad at being a person.

Being Squirrelly So Squirrelly

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“I had all, and then most of you, some and now none of you.” is an incredible piece of poetry.

I know the answer to this now. He doesn’t. He’s “an accomplished technology developer and process systems innovator” who applies his physics knowledge to “optimize businesses.” Feel free to disregard his opinion if you haven’t already.

Iceberg Artisan (she/her)@mocena.bsky.social · 6d ago

Yes, everything is matter, interacting with other matter in complex ways. Do you use CSS to evaluate systems of oppression?

It’s a fascinating thing to have tens of thousands of followers, say something rude and/or dumb, and then act surprised when people engage with your post.

Pom is loafing.

Sally does not like this weather.

I am interested in discussing the new Lizzie Borden thing if anyone wants to discuss it.

Me: makes lengthy list of interesting movies to watch that I have never seen. Also me: puts on Jaws again.

Quint's Iconic Jaws Quote

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My teen is home today and when I was at my appointment, she cleaned the whole house so that I could relax when I got home. I almost cried.

Let’s guess the movie my waiting room companion is watching on the phone based solely on sound. A lady is crying and yelling for William and a train is involved. It appears to be a serious film.

Gotta wear hard pants to be taken seriously, and my hard pants have been on the hanger so long there is a line of dust on them.

I am actually leaving the house for a doctor’s appointment today. Let’s see if I can make this new lady make that face all new doctors make when I tell them about my health and its challenges.

Happy Constitution Day to our favorite covenant with death and agreement with Hell.

Constitution Day: We The People & U.S. Constitution

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What if Tony Stark is also a werewolf and he has to also deal with werewolf problems on top of his Iron Man problems? It would explain a lot, you must admit.

The reason we need our own pain scale is because our pain is always bad and so we lose the flexibility to actually communicate the specifics of their day to day pain.

Iceberg Artisan (she/her)@mocena.bsky.social · 2w ago

I have developed a new pain scale for chronic pain patients. The following represents what the patient is able to do and how bad it means their pain is in context: 0: book 1: watching a movie without looking at phone 2: watching a tv show without looking at phone 3: movie with phone

I have developed a new pain scale for chronic pain patients. The following represents what the patient is able to do and how bad it means their pain is in context: 0: book 1: watching a movie without looking at phone 2: watching a tv show without looking at phone 3: movie with phone

It was very rude of my tablet to give me a screentime report for just the tablet just now since recently its main (only) use has been dumb little app games.

Pom-Pom.

I recently started wearing my smartwatch because I am bored and want to know what a robot thinks about how I move my body. I am thrilled to announce that it has told me to stand up TWICE this morning and therefore it is going back on the charger until I go back to work. I shall not tolerate abuse.

He is sitting in steaming hot water while people come down from heaven to tell him how wrong he is. It implies that Stalin and Hitler had dibs on giving him hell. Metaphorically speaking.

Christopher Owen@oysta.au · 2w ago

fuck, now this is some content

Honestly, I’m really impressed and pleased that I maintained a remission in my depression from Oct 2021 to just recently. This is my least favorite of my Brain Problems, but at least I was good for almost five years? That feels hopeful.

Thumpasaurus: Mental Karate - Bad Thought

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