I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
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One time I punched a ghost.
You'll know when I come into a large amount of disposable income because I'll finally be able to realize all my stupid joke project ideas like "commission the writing and performance of a PoV audio erotica track about a dude getting his dick sucked in a Foley studio" or "Columbo pinball."
I could never date someone born after 9/11 because they would be unable to understand the greater cultural context that My Chemical Romance exists within.
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Nine or perhaps ten years after the introduction of primaris marines, GW has finally finished squatting oldmarines. Another victory for liberal incrementalism.
Rewatched the Blade (1998, etc) movies a while ago and I can't stop thinking about Blade's haircut. It must require pretty frequent touch-ups, but he moves around so much to hunt vampires. Does he do the upkeep himself? Does Whistler trim it? Does he have a barbershop that he goes to regularly?
As we say in the kitchen: "Slow is steady, and steady is fast." The Immortal Science remains undefeated.
V. I. Lenin@livinglenin.bsky.social · 4w agoA fool’s haste is no speed.
Ate some slightly undercooked chicken for lunch, will update of this turns out to have been a bad idea
Very anxious friend was shocked and terrified to learn that the glasses-wearers in the crew didn't carry a back-up pair of glasses with them at all times.
Favorite Ghost in the Shell trope: a member of Section 9 is inexplicably rude and mean to a human trafficking victim.
Solar eclipse coming up so here’s one of my favourite maps
FRIEND: "You guys, I have a confession to make. I hear about it all the time, but I don't actually know what League of Legends is." (15 minutes of explanation and youtube videos) FRIEND (incredulous): "Really? That's it?" US: "Yeah also a match takes like half an hour." FRIEND: "What the fuck."
Camping should be kind of uncomfortable. The point is to get a little closer to the bone, a little more minimalist. I do not respect "glamping." If I wanted to sleep comfortably and eat a fancy brunch I would simply stay at home and not spend hundreds of dollars on gear.
Cooks are watching the world cup game on they phones and the KM ain't said shit because Mexico is playing and he has the good sense to know that you gotta pick your battles.
More states need to pass this (New Mexico why are we behind on this!). It should be my right as a free citizen to buy tamales from old ladies in parking lots. It cannot be as harmful a allowing the sale of raw milk, c'mon.
DREAM JOURNAL: I attempt to join a secret order of wizards. To haze new pledges, they trick them into going through a magic doorway, which isekais them into a hostile fantasy world. Pledges must survive for the evening, but due to Narnia-rules time dilation, they experience a subjective 14 years.
The Bricks and Minifigs scandal is important because it is opening the eyes of more Americans to the great nexus of evil in this nation - small business owners, the police, and the LDS church.
Playing Subnautica 2 early access and it's an incredible choice on the part of the developers to tie large parts of the story back to a Half Life mod from 25 years ago
DREAM JOURNAL: I'm back in a restaurant I worked in 15 years ago and a ticket comes in for chicken pot pie. I execute the pickup flawlessly. Clearly that job information remains lodged deep and intractable within my brain.
YOU, A DIPSHIT: kvetching about some bullshit or other, idk who cares ME, A GENIUS: eating a big radish sandwich. Crusty baguette, GENEROUS spread of butter, crunchy flakes of maldon salt
Watching the TV show For All Mankind: ASTRONAUT: "There is nothing I love more than my beautiful wife and perfect children, except of course the moon. Man I would throw those dipshits under the bus yesterday if it meant I could go to the moon again." ASTRONAUT WIFE: "You're so right for that baby."
No, it's not OK to enjoy Mr Beast. No, it's not OK to enjoy Harry Potter. No, it's not OK to enjoy Jimmy Fallon. We have to draw a line somewhere for God's sake.
Once again a hearty "morituri te salutant" to my comrades working in foodservice today
Unprompted Mordheim take: the Sisters of Sigmar should be allowed to take crossbows. A warrior nun with a crossbow just feels correct. They still don't have access to shooting skills, so the warband maintains its melee focus, though.
Haters be like: "Trench Crusade is inferior to 40k because its grim darkness is relentless and untempered by levity," and buddy that's a you problem.
Corey Press@coreypress.com · 5mo ago"Sergeant, what inspires you?" Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social Never start a project hungry. #miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting
Purchased some Chuck Taylors at a yard sale today. I did not particularly need new shoes, and these were in fact in a colorway I already had at home. But the thing about the Converse Chuck Taylor All-Star High Top, is that it is a "commodity shoe."
Destreamerization. The elimination of streamers as a class