Seattle pedestrian spotting a brown pile of something on the sidewalk

nichijou frames@nichijouframes.bsky.social · 11h ago

we need to build more houses and i’m ok if a few are bouncy

I donated to a couple of places for a few months last year now I get voice mails from one place and endless memo pad from another 🫩 why

I really want some shrimp + cocktail sauce

pandemic hobby that’s sad to think back to: falling asleep in that app where people come in and talk

food tastes so good

so I just learned about the concept of “push present”

Omg I loved that story I often dream of this house

Adam Rawnsley@arawnsley.bsky.social · yesterday

Today, August 4, 2026, is the setting of Ray Bradbury’s short story “There Will Come Soft Rains” about a fully automated house continuing on after the family who lived there and the world around it died in a nuclear blast.

me at work

tada tada@emrkd.bsky.social · 2d ago

it's unbelievable how real he is

another team: plz review this doc and tell us ur concerns so we can ship me: it’s missing x, y, z another team: *quotes msg* oh we already had that feedback, working on it My teammate: it also missing a, b, c another team: *quotes msg* yeah known issue, in backlog

me at first meeting on a Monday

poorly drawn cats@poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 19h ago

painting a medieval cat

Jellycat Peanut penguin is the most perfect shape for hugging there is nothing better than

omg I don’t like the like button ui change do I dislike ui changes in general it seems like I’m always complaining about ui changes absolutely 0 times have i been like “oh wow ui change good”

Bro be smoking outside when the air is already filled wild fire smoke bruh poor dog

my last two brain cells at work be like :

titsay 𓆏@titsay.bsky.social · yesterday

and when you're sad, i'll sit with you

wait it was arson??????

listen not every thing u utter has to be a joke. it’s ok to have a chill normal regular interaction

why is everyone saying “harness” all of sudden of god no do I have to learn what that is and used it ahhhhhhhhhhhh this is too much on a Monday

I do enjoy complaining. When bad things happen to me I’m like “wow at least I got another opportunity to complain

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

Extremely related point: people don’t want to pay more for quality, they want to be cheap and complain!

wait it’s working? I can’t believe it. I need to try

Fix the L8@fixthel8.bsky.social · 2d ago

5 PM traffic after blowing up the network:

moomin hotdog? need to go seek

Why@why.bsky.world · 2d ago

Back to Scandinavian wiener posting, Skål in Ballard makes a mean one

I hope it doesn’t get too smoky tmr

I did it I’m in the publication

business goose🪿@goose.art · 2d ago

its uhh, not yet 10pm so PLEASE ENJOY THIS WEEKS EDITION OF WADDLIN, posted ahead of schedule!!

If I see one more >5 people group blocking the sideway completely just to talk completely ignoring approaching pedestrians forcing me to say excuse me I’m gonna crash out excuse me under some circumstances is implied

today was the first day. I started but at what cost

🥜@moiststar.bsky.social · 3d ago

It’s August, which means we are 1 month away from the beginning of Seattle depression season. Time to lock in and get exercise and laundry routine going before it’s too late

“we fixed the issue by restarting the server” is a crazy thing to say what in the world

everyday I open my bathroom door, peanut parkours into the bathtub and waits for me to yank open the shower curtain in a dramatic fashion, at which point he leaps out and zoomies into the living room like a circuit lion won’t come out any other way

all my gambling talk may sound big but the reality is the stake is mostly $4 buy-ins or dignity dollars

I can’t believe it, no one messaged me all weekend. This is the beginning of wlb

if u eat a lot of corn, be warned that your body may produce corn on a cob