Molly Lazer

@mollylazer.bsky.social

Teacher, writer, director, actor, mom of twins, former Marvel Comics editor. Author of Owl Eyes: A Fairy Tale (2018) and Lentils in Black Rice (2019). She/her.

Happy 17th anniversary of the day I severely herniated a disc in my lumbar spine by simply bending over and then standing up. I still use an orthopedic device because of it today.

...And I cut off the tip of my thumb while cutting onions and had to wait for the spouse to get home with new Band-Aids after I bled through the only one we had left in the house. So now I am cooking dinner while down a thumb, which is super fun.

The family watched the first episode of Avatar: Seven Havens last night. Gorgeous animation, a really cool soundtrack, and an intriguing story so far. But I will not stand for the sh*tting all over Korra that is occurring.

As I am currently at what I hope is the tail end of another bout of gastroenteritis, the very last thing I want to be doing tonight is chaperoning the Homecoming dance at work. This would hold true even if I wasn't almost not-sick.

Over the last two years, I've gained at least 20 lbs due to a number of factors including being a boot for three months. I am pleased to say I've lost at least half of it thanks to diet, exercise, and the soul-crushing stress of being a parent, teacher, and just generally alive in 2026.

Me: I don't think 10.1 has strep, but I'm taking him to the doctor to check because I don't have time to do it later this week. 10.1 has strep. I patted myself on the back for some time-saving intuition--and getting 10.1 antibiotics so he can go to school tomorrow.

For National Coming Out Day, I would like to note that I'm not changing my pronouns, but if someone referred to me as "they/them," I probably wouldn't correct them. In related news, I recently learned what a Demigirl is.

I have a migraine that started yesterday and was possibly amplified by getting my COVID and flu shots last night. I have basically become non-functional in the last hour. 😭

Be kind. Make things with your hands. Something. Anything. Make a fucking sandwich. Read a book. Listen to a record from start to finish. Literally anything at all that puts us closer to tipping the scale back toward humanity. It sounds trite, but what else is there?

I explained to my assistant director my plan to do Antigone on construction pallets with Japanese hand fan choreography. She burst out laughing. Me: It should not surprise you that I know Japanese hand fan choreography. Her: It does not surprise me that you know Japanese hand fan choreography.

We're getting close to the end of S10 of #DoctorWho. We watched "World Enough and Time" tonight, and I remember the absolute RAGE I felt when I watched this episode the first time. Justice for Bill Potts. She deserved so much better.

Your response is not lame, as mine is also from Sesame Street: Elmo forced Maria to make him pancakes, and one got stuck to the ceiling when she was flipping it and then landed on her face. I remember running out of the room crying I was so scared. I saw it again as an adult. It's still scary.

Leonard Pierce@leonardpierce.bsky.social · 3w ago

This is probably going to be the lamest possible response to this prompt, but: I remember an episode of SESAME STREET where a witch cursed Oscar the Grouch so that he had a human nose. This freaked me out so bad I had to go sit on the front porch until my parents came home from work

The 10-year-olds and I are watching the Holes movie for the first time after everyone read the book this summer, and OMG, they got Eartha Kitt to be Madam Zeroni...and she just called someone a schmuck. I love it.