MONOlyn

@mon0lyn.bsky.social

They're putting chemicals in the water and turning the frogs gay! Sometimes 18+ humor/follows, im an adult ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Join my discord if you dare.. muhahah... Discord: https://discord.gg/MAhEeBFfyA YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MONO_lyn 🇨🇦🇧🇷 - She/They

it just occured to me my sona does not have the little black spot by her eyes. troubling (it has also occurred to me many times that my sona doesn't have beady black eyes. which if i didnt have to ask people to draw things for me to test them out i'd experiment with it. there's a possibility there)

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MONOlyn@mon0lyn.bsky.social · 2d ago

Marx too discussed this in his most popular read "I can hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, rear cattle in the evening, criticise after dinner, just as I have a mind, without ever becoming hunter, fisherman, herdsman or critic." Jonah hill u gotta pivot to being a revolutionary socialist

Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d ago

He will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"

Jonah Hill says jiu jitsu has him ready to
"annihilate" anyone who still sees him as the fat guy from Superbad
"I love Brazilian jiu jitsu, except my body is begging me not to love it. My wife is often like,
'You're not going to become a professional fighter. You know that, right? You're a comedian"
"If we got into it, I would f*ck you up. I would f*ck all three of you up"
"My favorite thing is people are like, 'Oh, Jonah Hill, f*cking fat guy from Superbad.' And I'm like, 'I would f*cking annihilate you, dude. I'm not kidding you. Try it. If you see me, try it, dude. Bring it. Who's got it?'"
SMARTLESS
Sirius?

Ngl I haven't really eaten much in 3 days and I'm constantly having panic attacks when I'm not dissasociating, but there's about a thousand really important things I should be doing instead of dissasociating. Is there like a guy you can hire to do important things for u like paperwork and hospital

I still think about this video from time to time and it makes me laugh too much. "the world is the planet" is wedged too deeply into my vocabulary

music is like food if u quit consuming it for 2 days it hits like nothing else on this planet unironically, the best tasting thing ive ever eaten in my entire life was a mcdonalds deluxe cheeseburger (the value menu item) after starving for like two and a half days

Casual fans of a thing being dicks to people who care more about it, dictating the "right" way to do things out of a rejection of what they don't understand will always be more annoying than the person who tries their best